so that we didnt have to spend an eternity in dial-up with Laptop satan! cant you appreciate that? she was cruc-e-fied for e-christ's sake! will you accept laptop jesus as your lord and savior? will you allow her hard-drive to touch your usb drive? (that was a spiritual metaphor, not what your thinking.)
the truth is written right there in the holy texts, the laptopjesus.readme file!
2007-03-20 12:59:29 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Everyone gets deleted that hold opposite views from others. It offends Christians when you can ask a question that challenges them and they don't really know the answer. They see it as an attack on their belief. It's up to her to come back and continue the fight but if not then that's her deal.
2007-03-20 13:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
till now Jesus have been given right here interior the flesh, we are cautioned that sinners who repented have been saved via ability of religion interior the replace slayed animal sacrifices defined via ability of God. and prefer those of as we talk, they had to grant up sinning (that's what repenting ability). the fairly atonement, even in spite of the easy certainty that, befell with suited timing on an identical time as Jesus grew to grow to be the suited sacrifice those animals prefigured. So till now Jesus have been given right here, the persons regarded forward to the flow on an comparable time as those after, look decrease back to the atonement on the flow. subsequently, in a approach, you're solid: it fairly is the comparable for those that repent of their sins. for those that do now not, there is no sacrifice or heaven. It quite does now not have mattered on an identical time as God might have chosen to grant Jesus to earth yet being gracious as he's, He gave mankind all the prophecies necessary to help guy comprehend the real Messiah and prepare, as rapidly as decrease back, that God keeps His materials concerning to salvation and judgments. He ought to now not have made those any clearer.
2016-10-19 05:07:01 · answer #2 · answered by dudik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laptop Jesus shall live once more!
2007-03-21 12:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by The World Ends with You 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh, I prefer to be sitting on Jesus' laptop!
Be blessed.
2007-03-20 14:30:31 · answer #4 · answered by autor06hj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love to accept her as my lord and savior but she's too smart and doesn't believe in that kind of nonsense LOL
2007-03-20 13:07:17 · answer #5 · answered by Speck Schnuck 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Laptop is our Lord!
2007-03-20 13:08:03 · answer #6 · answered by Momofthreeboys 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that is a cleverly worded question, and
I'm not sure if I should be amused or moved. How about both? Nice.
2007-03-20 13:12:12 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
VIVA!!!! I fly under the radar apparently!
2007-03-20 13:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes my motherboard says its true
2007-03-20 13:03:29 · answer #9 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
seriously all of you need to grow up.
This person was deleted for writing rude comments about religion.
You are in the religion section. If you do not believe in any religion, there's another forum for you to be in. Go there.
This question alone is offensive. Those who believe in Jesus Christ, do not appriciate you insulting their beliefs.
Do you appreciate being called names? For what you believe?
Here it is: No one knows. Point Blank. Scientist don't know, Religions don't know. There is no right or wrong.
For those who believe, this forum is for you. For those who don't...find something else to fit your needs...
2007-03-20 13:06:18 · answer #10 · answered by dnllstrng 1 · 1⤊ 6⤋