1) Thou Shalt not believe anything other than Christianity
2) Thou Shalt not voice an opinion that differs from that of Midge and her minions
3) Thou shalt not use your own brain
4) Thou shalt not commit e-dultery (I had to)
5) Thou shalt not dispute anything in the Bible
6) Thou shalt not put thought into your answers
7) Thou shalt not agree with homsexuality
8) Thou shalt not love the lord, your savior, the laptop jesus
9) Thou shalt not be able to spell or punctuate
10) Thou shalt not have an open mind
2007-03-20 12:13:22 · 5 answers · asked by Godfather76 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!! Bring back Laptop Jesus!!!!
2007-03-20 12:14:23 · update #1
Let them report me. I stand vehemently against closed-mindedness. Give me mental liberty or give me Y!A death!
2007-03-20 12:29:08 · update #2
These are perfect descriptions of that good 'ole Christian religion and its followers.
Thanks for sharing. Many of us will recognize many of the others here.
2007-03-20 12:25:43 · answer #1 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bring back laptop Jesus. Amen Brother.
2007-03-20 12:41:31 · answer #2 · answered by cynical 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder how long before the Nazi's have this question (and/or answer)deleted....
Excellent observations....
2007-03-20 12:17:54 · answer #3 · answered by Ũniνέгsäl Рдnтsthέisт™ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!!
2007-03-20 12:18:49 · answer #4 · answered by Murazor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
VIVA!!!!!!
2007-03-20 12:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋