I have this band concret thing coming up and I really don't want to go. Everyone in the band are douchebags and yeah... its just lame and I don't want to go. So I need to convience my mom that I'm sick or something to get out of it. The thing is that shes really hard to fool. So I need a really good illness and things to say/do to convience her. Please help I'll die if I have to hang around douchebags all day long!
2007-03-20 11:53:03 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
It is the school band... you know... like a school band.
2007-03-20 11:59:15 · update #1
My mom is not sympathetic, If I told her that I simply didn't want to go she would force me.
2007-03-20 12:15:22 · update #2
Duran,
Tell your mum the truth...what you trying to let us help you do is called frabricating a lie and that is far worst than playing with douchebags.
2007-03-20 12:09:31 · answer #1 · answered by Dazanix 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
firstly a comment: Calling people douchebags makes you look lame and sound like a ****. Treating or seeing people as douchebags is shallow :)
i can give you 4 types of answers:
1) the excuse
I have coursework to do. In order to do it properly, I will need that day to do X with my coursework partner - he/she is not all that hard working so I will have to put in the extra effort for the assignment.
2) The reasoning
In order for your daughter to develop mentally properly you must not constrain her over her choices in life. She is old and mature enough to make her own decisions. In your young adult life (to mum) you have made choices that reconcile your wants and desires. I want that same opportunity, repsonsibility and to enrich my life experience as you did.
3) The joke
If I go...
terrible things will happen
I would lose all meaning to my life,
grades will drop,
the school will be abandoned,
the government will take over the world,
the world will be at war,
balance in the universe will collapse,
Elton John will turn straight
4) if all fails
roll around the floor, nagging and crying for your mum to change her mind (by the time you reached this sort of level, you would have ran out of ideas)
2007-03-20 19:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell her that ur coming down with somehting a couple days before, but try and assure her u'll be better. slowly, the next day get sicker.... keep like that untill the day of the concert. then give her ur sickest. wait 4 or 5 more days untill u decide to get better. if she trys 2 take u to the doctor, then ask her not to. tell her she treats u best, not sum lousy doctor.... and that u want her to comfort u. but then again u could tell her the truth and simply be thankful for her thinking of u. some people would kill to have moms liek that... well anyways good luck. :)
2007-03-20 19:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat some Mexican food then a few hours later try the fingers down the throat trick...this is much more effective to an observer if you DON'T reach the toilet in time, it proves that you really must of been very ill, very quickly and can't possible go to band camp.
2007-03-20 18:59:23 · answer #4 · answered by A True Gentleman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. I know lieing is bad but here.
1. You could play a game of soccer in your backyard (or any other sport) and pretend to trip and fall, say you hurt your leg and you can't walk.
2. Say your friend hurt her foot and you can't bear not to be with her in her time of need. ( Then just stay at your friends house.)
3. Maybe you could have a huge test you have to cram for all day. You could then go over to a friends house and just you know chill.
2007-03-20 19:03:02 · answer #5 · answered by Alli B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you even join band then if you don't want to perform at concerts and everyone's a "douchebags".
2007-03-20 18:59:44 · answer #6 · answered by Cybele 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her you're really looking forward to it, so she thinks you want to go and when the time comes tell her it's your time of the month and you've got terrible stomach cramps and you don't want to use public loos at a time like this. She'll say 'Ah she really wanted to go to that concert as well what a shame' (or something to that effect hopefully). lol Meesh xx
2007-03-20 19:00:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a laxative..you can't fake diareah...lol ...I remember doing that when I was like 14 to get out of a family reunion. And who doesnt need a good cleansing once in a while? lol...or you could just be honest...
2007-03-20 18:58:38 · answer #8 · answered by christine e 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell your mom that you have a migrain and u cant be around alot of poeple b/c ure head is pounding with pain
2007-03-20 18:57:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try being honest and just tell her you hate band.
2007-03-20 18:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋