What is your all time favourite saying or quote?

Question

Especially old fashoined ones that your grandparents use. My grandad is always coming out with funny little quotes like the other day when it was snowing he looked out the window and said "ah its just Daffy Snow" And when i call him or see him i say how are you grandad, and he ALWAYS says, "im ok its the others" lol
Funny sayings and old fashoined ones please!

Answer 1

whos coat is tht jacket

Answer 2

My favourite are typical mothers saying that we all said we would not say but do like: If u get run over don't come running to me, you know yer getting older when you cant watch top of the pops and coppers look younger than you, you know rain is coming when the grazing animals lay down, wear clean underwear in case. Oh the list is endless, but then i am going on 40 lol. Good question well done x

Answer 3

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Once you do that then you can start to worry about getting back together with your ex, other wise you will find that you are fighting about all the same things and getting no where. Do what it takes and I promise things will work out in your favor.

The funny thing is I came to the realization that I had to change a little too late. After I was kicked out and after I was about to lose the only things that truly mattered to me - her love. A funny thing happens when we truly love someone and lose them. We do what ever it takes to get them back. For me I had to drop bad habits that had caused not only our relationship to sour but practically every other relationship I had had in the past. Not only with women, but with friends, co-workers, family, you name it.

Which is why I say to you as my ex at the time said to me, the only thing you can do is change yourself. Work on yourself and improve on the person that you already are. Drop the negative things in your life that don't belong there and you will see all of your relationships start to take off to new heights.

Answer 4

These two r my favorite quotes...Enjoy!

**Flashback;
Turn back in time where you used to sit 4 hours watching the Rugrats. Where you wouldn’t ever leave your house without your nano baby, and when Blues Clues was actually challenging. Rewind back to the times when your favorite shows were Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!, and Rocko’s modern Life. When you watched re-runs of TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World. When you remember reading every series of Goosebumps, or in that case, remember listening to your mom read them as she grew bored and bored and as you grew more excited as to what would happen next. When bringing plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school was pretty much cool, and saying “NOT,” after every sentence was the way to talk. When every argument was settled by rock paper scissors, bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, or daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky. When cops and robbers was a daily activity, and when hide and go seek was put to pause only when it was snack time. The days when we used to actually obey our parents and when the radio was all we depended on for music. When you knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together. When you always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny…so you gave up. When the Magic School Bus made you think that school buses could fly, and when yo-yos made you popular. When getting married meant buying your crush a Ring Pop, and blabbing some random words behind the dumpster. When reading that little paper in the fortune cookie meant everything to you because it predicted your life. The days when you could tell furbie all your little secrets and expect him to talk back, and when Beanie Babies were the talk of the class. When you got creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" And when you knew the Macarena by heart. When you lied to your parents to bring you to McDonalds because you were starving, when really, you wanted to play in the play place. When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing, and when checking out drawing books and "Rainbow Fish" from the library was the cool thing to do.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear we didn’t bother to think of how good things were.
Flashback…to the world we live in now.

You think you know who your true friends are? wait till high school & see who's there for you when your ex boyfriend spreads rumors about you. Think you'll never do drugs? Wait till it's right there in front of you & all your "friends" are doing it. Think your tough? Wait till you say the wrong thing to the wrong person-see who backs down first. Think you're smart? Wait till you have an English paper, science project, history test & a 10 minute monologue due tomorrow cause you were absent for 1 day. Think you're cool? wait till you're the only one who doesn't make the sports team, see how cool you are then. you think you're popular? Wait till your parents can't afford the new Hollister jeans everyone has. Think you'll never fall in love? Wait till a guy looks deep in your eyes & says he loves you. Think you'll never get your heart broken? wait till that same guy who said he loved you is holding another girl behind your back. Think you won't have sex? Wait till the guy you think you love says it'll make you closer. Think "nothing's going to happen to you"? Yea wait till you're sitting in a jail cell, wondering how you got caught. Think that you're always going to be your own individual? Well wait till one morning when you look in the mirror & you're just like everybody else

Hope u liked them..

*Much Love* **God Bless**

Answer 5

I don't really have an OLD fashion saying but I loved the one that Kelly B said!!!

Answer 6

Winston Churchill - 'KBO, KBO' (Keep B******ing on). Promoting the idea that you have to keep going onwards with your task & aims no matter what tries to stop you.

Answer 7

I like 'A stitch in time saves nine'

It really does, when you see stitching undoing, stitch it up before it becomes worst. Less sewing to do, wish I heeded to it.

Answer 8

If it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, then its a duck.

Monkey see, monkey do.

Don't cry over spilled milk.

Answer 9

Time flies like an arrow -
fruit flies like a banana.

Answer 10

Put wood in hole duck ( need not tell you what that means) but I will - shut the door.

Answer 11

My granny used to say "i can feel a smell" - if something was burning for example.