What is the most embarassing thing that ever happened to you?

Answer 1

Two things, you choose which I should consider more embarassing:

1. I was playing high school football. The stands were packed. When I was running to make a tackle, my pants came off. Jock straps, of course, don't have a back side. To make matters worse, my pants were tangled aroung my ankles. The first couple of times I tried to pull them back up, I fell on my bare butt. Remember, all of my friends' parents and every girl I had a crush on was watching this.

2. Loss of virginity. My girlfriend went to boarding school outside of Washington D.C. She had an adjoining room with her parents. Now, her parents raised thoroughbreds and normally went to bed at 8:30 so they could arise to break horses all day. Later that night, it was time for my rite of passage. In mid-stroke, I heard something at the door. I sprinted to the bathroom; I made it just in time to avoid her mom. I could hear her mom talking to my girlfriend. She said they haven't been out that late in over ten years; her father was using the bathroom next door and she wanted to use the bathroom in her room (where I was naked and hiding). My girlfriend did a horrible job of faking how tired she was, not to mention the fact that she was covered in sweat, my clothes were on the floor and the room just smelled like sex. Finally, her mother said, "I want to see you alone at breakfast tomorrow and I want him out of here in 10 minutes!" As her mom stormed out, she paused at the bathroom door and said, "Did you hear that!?!" (Silence). "Did you hear that or do I need to come in and tell you myself!?!" I barely squeaked, "Yes, Mrs. Bradley."

Answer 2

My such a lot embarassing second or factor that has ever occurred to me might have got to be going to Wet & Wild. For a few intent I proposal it was once a well concept to put on my speedo. Well giant mistake.. I went down the Bomb Bay its a water slide and good whilst I had gotten down the backside of the slide my speedo had climbed up into my butt method up and to make concerns worse it brought on a rough-on that was once very noticiable. So now not simplest did plenty of men and women see my butt cheeks and the delivery mark that occurs to be on my correct butt cheek, however they bought to look the very noticiable rough-on. **BLUSH**

Answer 3

This happened about 30 years ago, and it may not be such a big deal today, but it was then.
I had this friend years ago named Barry. We had been friends in high school and he worked at a local restaurant as a cook. I hadn't seen him in along while, but I knew he was living whith his girlfriend, Susan or something. My wife and I went to eat at that restaurant one evening and on the marquee sign out front it said "Congratulations Barry and Susan". I told my wife they must have gotten married. As we went through the line I saw Barry, and I said congratulations. As an afterthought I said "You did get married didn't you?" He kinda looked at me funny and laughed and said yes.

When we got through eating we left the restaurant and saw the other side of the marquee, which said "It's a boy!"

Answer 4

It's not the most embarrassing (I'm WAY too embarrassed still to tell it) but one day on Elementary school Field Day we were all on top of a hill and they called my class up for tug-of-war, I was all excited and thinking I'm cool while running down the hill and I trip and roll all the way down to the very bottom. Mind you the WHOLE school just watched me roll down a hill. I was embarrassed but laughed it off, pretended I was okay, and my class won that tug-of war!

Answer 5

I had been dieting and have a sweet tooth. My Mom brought over some orgasmic chocolate cookies. I started eating them like they were going out of style. I wasn't thinking about leaving some for the rest of the family. I was just inhaling them. My mom said "Lynn!". Even tho it was just my Mom, who loves me to death, I felt like such a pig, and was soooo
embarassed.

Answer 6

Someone called my boss' phone and I picked it up because he's not around and the secretary was at lunch. I said "He's not in, Sir, can I take your message?"
Caller said "Just tell him Col. So and So called."
Colonel So and So is a woman and she knows me!!!

Answer 7

The absolutely worse thing was that I flatulated (you know what I mean) in church. And there was nobody to blame it on. Every body knew it was me. And it was a bad one. Phew!!!!!

Answer 8

I laughed so hard at a friends house, that I spit my retainer, ( a mouth piece), at her mom. Her mom was totally grossed out..

Answer 9

I got really drunk and puked all over someone's bathroom--someone I hardly knew so they got really mad. I was too drunk to clean it up and she had to clean it up. I will never live that one down!