right. i've decided that the 2nd coming will be the 19 september this year. i'm pissed off with your sh*t.
anybody ready?
repent now.
2007-03-20 11:15:46 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
MEE TOO. I'VE HAD IT WITH REPUBLICANS! LET THE KINGDOM COME!
2007-03-20 11:20:35 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ok, Silverbirch's birthday is the 13th. Mine is the 14th. We could do a big two day party! This time could you turn water into tequila instead of wine? I will bring the limes.
2007-03-20 18:23:29 · answer #2 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I've got something on in September... could ya hold off fer a month or so? TIA. Cheers, Brett.
2007-03-20 18:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Why Wait so long why don't you come back tomorrow on Anti Gravity Day and help us celebrate.
2007-03-20 18:20:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you're here to give us the warning then you've already come back and that will be the third (at least) coming. LIAR! How many comings will there be? and how many viagras did you take?
2007-03-20 18:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by mzJakes 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm ready for Jesus, but do not believe you are any body to care about.
2007-03-20 18:30:16 · answer #6 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty cool that youre the first person to use the screenname jesus, and ive heard that before "jesus is coming look busy". no, i think that only maybe 400 people would.
2007-03-20 18:21:18 · answer #7 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Arrrr, matey. Ye cannot come that day. If ye do we'll have to tie you to a yard arm.
2007-03-20 18:22:49 · answer #8 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't mock the days of Armageddon. It is not a light subject for a great many people. Of course it is a day of rejoicing for believers in Christ but it is a day of punishment for those who rejected Jesus as their savior.
2007-03-20 18:21:10 · answer #9 · answered by You Ask & I Answer!!! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus wouldn't swear. Now I know your not the real Jesus. I don't believe your coming back on that date. Since the real Jesus who is in Heaven now will come back when no one will know.
2007-03-20 18:19:14 · answer #10 · answered by Josh D 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Nobody knows when the rapture is comin only God.Not even Jesus knows!Why would you know?He comes like a robber you never know when.
2007-03-20 18:21:44 · answer #11 · answered by ♥JESUS IS MY SAVIOR ♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋