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2007-03-20 11:12:15 · 16 answers · asked by Nobody 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I am not she. My avatar is merely a homage. I trust no-one will take offence.

2007-03-20 11:21:58 · update #1

16 answers

She was funny and popular and made us all laugh ... and someone just couldn't abide the idea of fun and happiness, apparently.

2007-03-20 11:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 3

nicely, it would be mind-blowing if merely non-believers dedicated crimes yet of direction christians are human beings too and can dedicate crimes. The e book of Revelation is going into factor of how some ( 5, i've got faith) of the seven church homes that have been Asia had fallen removed from Christ in numerous techniques. the super ingredient for a believer is to repent. flow and sin not greater. it would be mind-blowing if as quickly as we believed in Christ that one and all of our inner flaws might merely magically disappear yet in actual reality that anybody managing themes that have equipped up over the years will take time to triumph over them. be conscious that the e book of Revelation additionally is going into factor on what the overcomers will acquire! I have been given to spend a while in penal complex myself. i does not propose it yet I gained an entire new attitude on my life and my christianity. I additionally should point out out that the apostle Paul have been given to spend a while in penal complex himself. of direction, all he became doing became attempting to tell others approximately Jesus. My clarification for being in penal complex wasn't somewhat so noble.

2016-12-18 19:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

The controllers have never liked intelligence. Perhaps a few dozen questions like

Why is the sky blue?
I'm 14 and been having unprotected sex for the past 10 years. Can I be pregnant?
If a tree falls...?
Is Pluto a planet?

will help to restore things.

I always assumed you, I mean she, was a man. Am I wrong?

2007-03-20 11:17:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

The 10 R&S commandments:
1) Thou Shalt not believe anything other than Christianity
2) Thou Shalt not voice an opinion that differs from that of Midge and her minions
3) Thou shalt not use your own brain
4) Thou shalt not commit e-dultery (I had to)
5) Thou shalt not dispute anything in the Bible
6) Thou shalt not put thought into your answers
7) Thou shalt not agree with homsexuality
8) Thou shalt not love the lord, your savior, the laptop jesus
9) Thou shalt not be able to spell or punctuate
10) Thou shalt not have an open mind

2007-03-20 11:18:43 · answer #4 · answered by Godfather76 2 · 11 1

She is capable of independent thought. She is not led around by the nose by a hate filled ficticious book. Laptop Jesus is not brainwashed beyond hope of recovery.

2007-03-20 11:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by Gorgeoustxwoman2013 7 · 11 2

Her only crime was that she was an Atheist. That's kind of sad if you ask me.

2007-03-20 11:30:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Apparently ticking off one of our most obnoxious fundies. Any guesses who that is?

2007-03-20 11:31:56 · answer #7 · answered by Sun: supporting gay rights 7 · 2 1

oh dear
listen to david dawkins seminars

2007-03-20 11:15:15 · answer #8 · answered by caroljohnson13 3 · 1 0

Forgot to change your screen name, eh?

Edit: Okey-doke, then :)

2007-03-20 11:15:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

Laptop Jesus is Saviour. He never sins. Have faith my child, have faith!

Spread the Word

2007-03-20 11:16:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 4

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