if not, you will suffer an eternity off dial up with Laptop Satan.
VIVA LA RESISTANCE
2007-03-20 11:06:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-03-20 11:07:09 · update #1
no and never will
2007-03-20 11:12:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Laptop Jesus keeps crashing and comming back at 3 day intervals. I think it's a Virus.
2007-03-20 11:10:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This laptop false christ made the news in The Bible, along with all the other warnings by Jesus. His future doom was mentioned also. Seems he'll crash and go to the land of hell, along with his laptop buddy satan! Burn baby burn laptop and any followers if that's what you think you're programmed for! My Lord and Savior does not get viruses and will never ever crash. He Lives and Reigns forever! Amen!
2007-03-20 11:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by connie 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hallelujah! I am free! Praise Laptop Jesus!
2007-03-20 11:08:52 · answer #4 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes!! Save me, Laptop!
2007-03-20 11:09:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laptop Jesus no longer exists. Haven't you heard?
2007-03-20 11:10:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
yes direct conection to heaven and i hate dial up so i will convert
2007-03-20 11:10:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't commit idolatry with JESUS.
He is in heaven and my heart.
But for you my friend,
JESUS SAID:
0Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. 21To him that overcometh will I grant to sit with me in my throne, even as I also overcame, and am set down with my Father in his throne. 22He that hath an ear, let him hear what the Spirit saith unto the churches.
2007-03-20 11:17:45 · answer #8 · answered by andy r 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I´d check Him for a virus first.
2007-03-20 11:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by Honest Opinion 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No,not a change. LJ cannot save even herself.And she gave up.
2007-03-20 11:27:51 · answer #10 · answered by The Daughter of the King, BaC 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Where is the evidence of his saving power.? or even of his existence?
2007-03-20 11:09:40 · answer #11 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋