As the Holy E-Bible says:
John 14:6, "Laptop Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
John 3:3, "Laptop Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of Laptops."
Accept Him now my children, and ye all shalt rejoice the eternal heavens of software and of His company, Repent before His 2nd coming, and be among the righteous. Ye will see the miracle of His resurrection in Yahoo! in spite of the E- devil's wishes. Repent my children and follow the truth.
Spread the Word!
2007-03-20 11:02:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Amen. Laptop Jesus bless. If people would look at the overall despair of the internet today, they would realize how badly we all need laptop jesus. Let's all go condemn people to e-hell together!
2007-03-20 11:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by Godfather76 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This computer pretend christ made the information in the Bible, alongside with all the different warnings by ability of Jesus. His destiny doom replaced into reported also. seems he will crash and bypass to the land of hell, at the same time with his computer buddy devil! Burn infant burn computer and any followers if that's what you imagine you're programmed for! My Lord and Savior does no longer get viruses and could not in any respect ever crash. He Lives and Reigns perpetually! Amen!
2016-12-02 07:37:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but I give Laptop Jesus a big hug and say I love you!
Blessings in the Light of Christ
2007-03-20 11:09:13 · answer #3 · answered by Guvo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm going to write the Gospel of Squirrel!
2007-03-20 11:08:59 · answer #4 · answered by WWTSD? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hallelujah!
2007-03-20 11:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
AMEN!! He has been touched by His Noodly King!
2007-03-20 11:06:10 · answer #6 · answered by Shellular Kellular 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I am saved.
2007-03-20 11:06:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just asked this question, didnt see this one, crap.
2007-03-20 11:08:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny.
2007-03-20 11:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by Jedi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋