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Talk about your ultimate "Pyramid Scheme". Wow. So, all I have to do is create a god, write a book, say the god I created "inspired" the words in the book, people will take it as "law", and then give me money to get up early on Sunday and come listen to me talk? Amazing.

So, we need to start a committee, and get on this. There's money to be made here people. I don't know why more people aren't doing this.

From what I have seen, you can even say you are the "second coming", be a Puerto Rican ex-con, and people will just throw there money at you.

So, who wants to start a new religion with me? I don't even care what rules we make, as long as the money is coming in.

2007-03-20 10:56:57 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Kenneth - I don't need "real miracles", I can just make them up like all those religions before mine.

2007-03-20 14:23:45 · update #1

17 answers

I'll make the Kool-Aid!

2007-03-20 11:03:26 · answer #1 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 2 1

Interesting idea and with some effort it will work (especially in America?).
BUT unless there is no after life OR you live forever (which would confirm you as a bit special) there WILL be a day of reckoning.
I guess it really comes down to what you do with the mountain of cash that will accumulate.
I am sure that no God would judge you harshly for doing good deeds with the money but I don't personally fancy the alternative.
Good luck with your venture (but count me out)

2007-03-20 18:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by Freespirit 1 · 0 0

It's too bad L. Ron took the sci-fi angle, or you could have started there. They also have the celebrity endorsements. I'll join as long as we incorporate a bar and a sports book into this new place of worship.

2007-03-20 20:02:28 · answer #3 · answered by taa 4 · 1 0

ill pray for you my friend

by all means do what you wish with your life and the free will God has given you.

i hope you find your way soon

oh, and a flaw in your plan would be that the true God wouldnt bless your life with miracles if you werent following him.

2007-03-20 18:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by Kenneth H 3 · 0 1

May God help you to see a life that is pleasing onto Him.
I hope someday real soon He speaks to your heart and help you understand about how wrong you are acting like now.

2007-03-20 18:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0 1

Can we base it on Naturalism? "God" can be "Mother Nature". Maybe we can cook up some way of species diversification... we could call it "evolution". And how about somethin' catchy for the creation... why not the "Big Bang". Oh, yeah, I'm in!

2007-03-20 18:05:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

It will only work if you build it around the existing God kinda like the Mormons did.

2007-03-20 18:02:02 · answer #7 · answered by Angelz 5 · 0 1

It's being done all the time. And you don't have to pay taxes on the money either.

2007-03-20 18:05:19 · answer #8 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 1 1

So saith Jim Baker.

2007-03-20 18:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Sounds easy enough. But then if it was wouldn't everyone be doing it?

2007-03-20 18:00:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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