Or third, or whatever. Come on people, keep asking.
2007-03-20 10:50:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Fundie Xian opinion here...I'm glad she's back. I was getting confused as to who the real "Laptop" was...
2007-03-20 15:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Last Ent Wife (RCIA) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Catholics teach that Laptop Jesus will come at the end of Yahoo. Old Yahoo will pass away and behold a new and glorious Yahoo will descend from Heaven.
Some evangelicals teach that all true Christians will disappear from Yahoo and leave the rest of us to the chaos that ensues. We will have to get the word Yahoo tattooed on our hands or foreheads to keep our accounts. Then Laptop will come back, toss all of our accounts into the Lake of Fire and rule supreme forever.
2007-03-20 17:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by sngcanary 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
It doesn't my child. Laptop Jesus shalt come and judge all Yahookind. Repent now and accept him as the Saviour. Read your E-Bible more often, before the Yahooic Rapture become truth.
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2007-03-20 18:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Before the second coming of LJ, Y/As will be in a turmoil, equivalent to earthquakes (Y/A will be violently shaken to the core), famine ( people will not eat), floods(nor go to bathroom), and war(there will be virulent words back and forth). The LJ will appear and reign for 10 days until deleted again.
2007-03-20 17:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by Prof Fruitcake 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just read the E-book version of the LJ-Bible. It has all the answers for those who seek. May laptop Jesus bless.
2007-03-20 18:12:48 · answer #5 · answered by Godfather76 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey! your smart!? aren't you? or at the very least you think!? so! So smart ****! I'm a sinner!!for one thing! I think it's a sin to be even talking to you,! No Life!..but here I am! talking to you!....Because Laptop Jesus Christ goes all over the world! He said everybody will hear about him,so nobody can say they haven't been warned!! So come on in!!! Let's have FUN!!!
2007-03-20 19:03:48 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Her ID was the main cause of the scism that caused Martin Luther to get all bent out of shape.
2007-03-20 17:53:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who knows? No Christians here apparently.
Do you like my new avatar? It's not a clone, it's a homage.
And yes, I'm pissed. Grr.
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2007-03-20 18:08:52 · answer #8 · answered by Nobody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
laptop jesus? wth.....
2007-03-20 17:58:54 · answer #9 · answered by gerald c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋