i asked him about it and he threw a hissy fit and started smashing my potted plants i have a passion for collecting and tore up my snug fit lycra shorts, should i refuse to dance with him when we go to cuthbert and jonathons party?
2007-03-20 10:09:45 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Your lover Sebastian wears Y fronts? Are you sure he's gay??? With underwear like that I fear he may be a closet hetero.
2007-03-20 10:12:53 · answer #1 · answered by 'H' 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What will Cuthbert and Jonathan think? Not the dreaded grass stains? However will you make it thru life without your lycra shorts and potted plants?
2007-03-20 10:14:43 · answer #2 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Blimey gone are the days of lipstick on the collar
its grass stains in your pants
i'd rub chillie peppers in his y fronts then take him dancing at cuthbert and johnathons party
2007-03-20 10:14:56 · answer #3 · answered by caroljohnson13 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's been at those mole holes again. Sorry about your plants and shorts. They didn't deserve to meet such a sad end. I'd refuse to dance with him and un-pick all the sequins off his favorite leggings.
2007-03-20 10:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no you should dance with him but at penis length because god knows where that dagger has been, i would flirt all night with both cuthbert and jonathan and also get yourself to B&Q with his plastic and buy a plethora of potted plants just to thwart him, put him on rations re sex....wear marigolds when tossing him off and refuse to please him orally till your potted plant collection is established and flourishing...good luck lol
2007-03-20 10:16:41 · answer #5 · answered by scotgal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would refuse 2 go with him an as 4 the grass stains try daz lol
2007-03-20 11:39:43 · answer #6 · answered by lizjess2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this Straight up or are you taking p---
I think you have been on the pot mate
If i was you i would Snuggle up to your Teddy bear and take a Short nap.
Sorry must go got my Tap Classes to Walz of to.
2007-03-20 10:21:54 · answer #7 · answered by ashymojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
come on people how can you not laugh at that question, why dont you be the filling in cuthberts and jonathons sandwich dance in between them that will make sebastian cross!!!!!!!
2007-03-20 10:21:35 · answer #8 · answered by LISA T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should refuse to dance with him until he apologizes for smashing your potted plants!
2007-03-20 10:16:49 · answer #9 · answered by jprofitt303 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it could have been worse sweetie they could have been on his knees. maybe you should just play a bit hard to get at the party and shimmy the night away with some other queen and give him something to think about, have a good party though lol x
2007-03-20 10:20:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋