i was driving around in old mexico.
i got lost, i didn't know which way to go.
i was confused, it was late, and i was in a fog.
i ran over the taco bell dog!
i felt that smush and i said "oh mama"
my lowrider crushed that little chiwawa
i praid for forgiveness in a synagog
i ran over the taco bell dog
if i am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks
unless i can pin it on jack in the box.
i'll be whipped, then beaten, and then i'll be flogged
i ran over the taco bell dog.
his last words were yo quiero el mexico
i flattened that pup to hell i will go
i should have skipped driving and gone for a jog
i ran over the taco bell dog.
what should i do?
2007-03-20 10:04:33 · 11 answers · asked by philosophizer 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To interpret our good Philosophizer friend...
When God created the soul, why did he not include animals (at least canines and felines)? Too often a doggy will die and it will die alone. One taco under its paw, one styrofoam bowl of pintos and cheese in its maw. So badly this system is flawed. Where is God? Where...is God?
2007-03-20 10:16:03 · answer #1 · answered by Guvo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you ran over the taco bell dog and prayed for forgiveness in the synagog you still have more steps to take:
1 bury the dog
2 drive to mexico city and quickly run into the u.s embassy and you will have the u.s punishment instead of the mexican one
3 if the u.s punishment is bad then go to the dutch embassy
you better go quick the cops will find the hotel or wherever you are
2007-03-20 10:31:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To me God is particularly severe, yet on the comparable time i think of He does have a humorousness..Am advantageous he seems down upon us and has some laughs each and every now and lower back. He might ought to have a humorousness look what He has to publish with from all His little ones
2016-10-19 04:46:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First go back to school and learn to spell, and write sentences. Its prayed not praid. You are surely a fool on a leash.
2007-03-20 10:11:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eat a Taco Bell burrito as penance, and abstain from antiacids.
2007-03-20 10:10:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pray.
2007-03-20 10:08:01 · answer #6 · answered by Stefka 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God knows your heart,,,have a blessed day
LH
2007-03-20 10:09:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sweetness 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was an accident,God understands.
2007-03-20 10:11:57 · answer #8 · answered by woodsonhannon53 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute.
did you write this? or just copy and paste?
2007-03-20 10:11:05 · answer #9 · answered by Morey000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and this is a serious question about God?...
2007-03-20 10:08:29 · answer #10 · answered by exotic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋