2007-03-20 09:57:48 · 19 answers · asked by Brittany J 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
GEE OFFICER, YOU LOOK MIGHTY THIRSTY. LET ME JUST GET YOU A COLD BEER OUTTA THE COOLER.
2007-03-20 10:01:45 · answer #1 · answered by RetroGirl 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Here, can you hold my beer while I get my license?
2. You look a lot like the cop I just ditched.
3. I'm sorry officer, I know I crossed the line but I dropped my
crack pipe and had to pick it up.
4. I didn't throw anything out of the window just before you
pulled me over.
5. I guess you weren't smart enough to be a lawyer.
6. I thought your gun would be bigger.
7. Are you gonna check me for warrants?
8. Can you confiscate my car if you find drugs in it?
9. Blow into what?
10. I don't know who you think you are pulling me over.
2007-03-20 15:32:31 · answer #2 · answered by InReality01 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol, have been given your mum out of a cost ticket. i've got not suggested something undesirable to a police officer, i'm an applicant for the police besides so i'm a sturdy female. i've got heard a cop say to a guy, 'attempt to run, I dare you. yet you will in elementary terms bypass to detention center drained besides'.
2016-10-19 04:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just give them your license and registration and proof of insurance and be polite. Even if they act like an a_ _hole. The less you say the better for you. Believe you, me. They don't want to hear anything. And if you're smoking a cigarette PUT IT OUT! Not out the window! In your ashtray!
2007-03-20 22:39:31 · answer #4 · answered by ldyscorpio29 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Everything!
You should speak as little as possible.
Most people give more information than they need to and in the end give more than they should.
Use alot of Yes/No Sir and keep it short and simple.
They generally only ask:
Did you know you were speeding. . . . . . Say No Sir
Where are you going. . . . . .Give them your destination
Where are you coming from. . . . Give them your starting
beginning point
DON'T give any more info that you need to. . . .ONLY answer with short and sweet answers.
2007-03-20 15:50:28 · answer #5 · answered by Just Q 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't yell at the Officer
Don't curse,
Don't say you were in the right. or you did nothing wrong.
Don't say I know the Law. they love this
Don't say we went to school together
If you are a Woman don't say how cute he is, they heard this before.
If you are a Man don't say I am late to catch a plane and you have no reason to stop me.
and last don't say I know my rights.
2007-03-20 15:00:54 · answer #6 · answered by boddkins 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What?? I was not going 100, I was only doing about 85 mph !
No! I didn't know my license was suspended!
2007-03-20 10:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by Mysteri O 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here's $100. Let's forget the whole thing ... or would you prefer payment in drugs.
2007-03-20 10:05:44 · answer #8 · answered by J9 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Would you mind holding my beer while I get my license and registration out? (Actually, this is OK in Texas.)
2007-03-20 12:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by Pete 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since you turned on your lights...do I need to pay the power bill?
2007-03-21 16:34:07 · answer #10 · answered by Trooper TJ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋