Those with other beliefs than Christian....?

Question

What is it do you believe in? What has he/she done for your good? How do you believe we were created?

Answer 1

Dear Putta, (love your name just don't ever use it in Spain, Mexico or any other Castilian speaking country)

I believe i the power of love, forgiveness, tolerance, patience and sacrifice.

Sincerely,

Rey

Answer 2

i believe that when their was a time nothing existed only a simple thought then bomb the big bang created the galaxy then nature taken it's time to form the galaxy
after a while it's become boring and started to created life
witch started with single cell organism
later on she thought something cool like making so called
ape's and lets see how it evolves into something better if you take your time in the history books you can really see lots of difference humans existed long time ago even what we will call giants this people where around 2,5 meters high.

Answer 3

I believe in Divinity and It's Perfection. Not that It has any immediate interest in what I do, but It does keep score. It's busy making sure the things that -need- to happen happen, and every now and then, prayer/spellwork/hoping, if enough of one's own energies are put into it will catch It's attention.

I'm here, aren't I? I have food, I have air, I have a hospitable piece of rock to live upon, and I am not horribly persecuted.

Nothing's wrong with evolution as far as I'm concerned, but really, what does it matter how we got here, what matters is that we're here, and what we do with our lives while we are here.

Answer 4

AAARRRR!!

I trust in ye with the great noodly appendage. His sauciness doth strengthen me! His spices burn in me tummy!

All who be bathed in his noodly goodness will see the paradice he has made for us.

It is not for us to guess how the great Flying Spagetti Monster does His work. Science can prove nothing! If you visit http://www.venganza.org/flash/guidetopastafarianismpreloaded.swf and left click on his Noodly Goodness, you will se exactly how he is able to change scientific data as soon as it is discovered. And He does all of this WHILE REMAINING INVISIBLE!!!
Amazing!!

Creation began as the FSM created a mountain, trees, and a midgit. All of this happened in JUST ONE DAY! In only three more days, the FSM created the rest of the Universe. Then He rested for three more days. We shouldn't ever question such an omnipotent being. We can never seek to understand Him. The best we can hope for is a free, prepared dish of spicy deliciousness.

Those who receive his Noodly Blessings will bathe in the shadow of a huge beer volcano and enjoy the products manufactured in the Stripper Factory. If the FSM never does anything more for me in my lifetime, this is enough if I am allowed to spend an eternity in the place He has prepared for all of us who do His cooking!

Friday is the designated day of worship for us Pastafarians. I plan on spending mine drinking beer and eating whatever pasta I can find/afford. The beauty of the FSM is that one can do this ANY day of the week, not just on Fridays. It is also a lot more palatable than all of this Hell stuff.

No science exists that can prove that the FSM doesn't exist. The Gospel of the FSM has ALWAYS been proven by science. This lends a lot of credibility to our religion. A lot of really smart people also agree with it. It ranks around the 800th book in popularity in stores. That may not seem popular, but it really is! I'm just unable to prove it. The Gospel is actually number 1, but the FSM keeps changing the number because He is so modest. More would buy His Gospel, but we are often persecuted for our beliefs. Science is engaged in a giant conspiracy to destroy faith in the FSM. However, science keeps proving it to be true, by failing to prove it false. This apparent dichotomy of science is difficult to explain, being that I accuse them of trying to destroy our movement, yet on many occassions, science actually suports us. It is difficult to explain because I really don't know why that is, and I'm hoping you won't notice the flaw in my logic. Then you will just go away or adopt my belief so I can feel better about myself.

Even as you read this, the mighty FSM is changing the words around so you will be made humble, and easily led around by the nose. It wouldn't do to have you keep your own beliefs, would it?

BEER, STRIPPERS, AND NOODLES!!!!!

RAmen

Answer 5

I believe in myself. I have done a lot of good in my life. My parents created me.

Answer 6

He/She?

Created?

I accept a Nauralistic and Materialistic position alongside some hybrid of Kantian Ethics and Utilitarianism.

No gods or goddesses do I believe in.

Answer 7

My gods gave me comfort when I was in pain, questions when I didn't know where to search and the divine spark of knowledge that lets me understand the world.

We were not created, we evolved.

Answer 8

1. Naturalism - it's the *only* truly obvious answer.
2. What has who/who done for my good? ... I'm totally free of all supernatural, all spiritual and all mystical elements. So who?
3. Moms and Dads, of course; and evolution, for the species.

Answer 9

I believe in the almighty dollar, the great euro, and even the amazing yen

Answer 10

I believe in Allah (SWT).
Allah (SWT) has protected me in many occasions and helped me when I was patient from verbal abuse.
I believe Adham and Hawwa(Eve) were the first parents and I came into existence through my parents.