I had a spiritual experience once, I saw God, and he gave me the choice to join him in the afterlife. I contemplated this offer, then politely said NO! I told him my reason for this answer was So i could stay on earth and spread his marvelous loVE.
But what i was really thinking was that Gods breath smelt funny and I wouldn't ab able to stand being in heaven with him because we all know God doesn't believe in breath mints. Also he seemed a bit lonely, and I'm sure he'd want talk allot Because hes so bored of all these people just worshiping him all the time, Never giving him any challenging thoughts, and just go along with whatever he says.
And you know those types of people are just not cool, A real friend of gods would Challenge his lies, sorry i mean (beliefs)
2007-03-20 09:24:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Do not blaspheme...you forgot to mention the Force.
2007-03-20 09:27:35 · answer #1 · answered by Jedi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny...what a funny story i bet is composed by you...or you got it from some sort of book.. but you know what ?? The answer to this question is simple... If you don't love God , of course you don't like Heaven...because there are only sinners who God forgives,who love Him more than anything..Heaven is not boring...you don't even imagine how this place is going to be ...
And you know what , nobody can distroy God and nobody can attack the true folowers of God...and even if they do so..they only distroy their flesh and not their soul..
And you...please think about a eternity spend away from God...He is so good to you by not stricking you right now for what you just said about Him, and his breath...and you know what His breath made Adam alive!!
Look into the Law and see how people where punished for all the foolish things they said...and see the New Testament and see how Jesus mocked by everyone can say "I love you..forgive them...today you will be with me in Heaven"
So fear, because God is beyond your imagination and no one can stand and look at His face without dying..and as a perfect examples are all those profets Isaiah and Jeremiah...and Moses who feel on their knees with their hands in their faces saying..oh God i'm not worthy!!
God loves you that's why you are alive!!!
2007-03-20 18:16:02 · answer #2 · answered by ilincutza 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what's your point? The bible is obviously dull and boring, you got that part out of the way, now here' s a question, why don't you use your new found freedom to read up on the 1 million or so other written documents pertaining to the nature of God Boethius Consolation of Philosophy is a good starter. Not to force you or anything, but since you are expressing your earnest beliefs about God, you might as well read what other people have to say in order to broaden your horizons.
2007-03-20 16:30:31 · answer #3 · answered by Julian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May the Lord of Heaven and Earth grant you peace.
2007-03-20 16:30:34 · answer #4 · answered by Perhaps I love you more 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nonsense.
God is God no matter what you think of Him. His promises are kind. And He knows how to do His business. Too bad you do not like it. But that is the way it is. You have your free will, use it wisely.
2007-03-20 16:31:58 · answer #5 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In college I knew a guy who was Christian Science and he didn't believe in brushing his teeth. Maybe they're the only one's that will be in Heaven?
2007-03-20 16:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You lie, the only human ever to talk to God directly was Moses.
2007-03-20 16:36:17 · answer #7 · answered by onewhosubmits 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Angelz..I like that answer you are a little bright spark.
Wanna be Anton Lavey. Not clever enough to be your own person.
2007-03-20 16:32:33 · answer #8 · answered by repent 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, God is good, and he didn't come to u, cuz if u saw the omnipotent God, u wouldn't say such heretic things!
2007-03-20 16:32:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You obviously believe in him or you wouldn't feel so threatened by people who worship him.
2007-03-20 16:29:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋