2007-03-20 09:09:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The question is: Would Jesus smite the jellybean stalk for not yielding fruit?
2007-03-20 09:13:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
He would certainly BE a wild blackberry [he's wild, he's from the Middle East (OK brown, but Jelly Belly doesn't have a brownberry flavor), he's berry delusional, etc.], but if he is the son of the nothing called God I imagine he'd like "Dirt" from Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans (also from the Jelly Belly company). According to his Pops, we all came from it, right? Might as well eat it too.
I personally like to think of Jesus as a "juicy pear" jellybean. I don't why, it just makes me giggle.
2007-03-20 16:31:14 · answer #2 · answered by Me, Thrice-Baked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well since Jesus forgives everyone who accept Him into their lives, He most certainly would like any flavor Jelly Belly you give Him.
2007-03-20 16:16:52 · answer #3 · answered by Bearkiller a 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tutti Fruity
2007-03-20 16:16:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the view of physical science, every observable phenomenon can be explained on the bases of the known laws of nature or laws yet to be discovered. If there is a phenomenon that we cannot understand or explain with our present state of knowledge, then we have to await future discoveries and developments. The fact that we do not understand an event or a phenomenon should drive us to seek an understanding of it. There are no mysteries in science; everything has a scientific explanation.
2007-03-20 16:12:46 · answer #5 · answered by Irreverend 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Oooh, maybe we can get them to start making a "mana" flavored one - wasn't that supposed to be a hony-like flavor or something.
Btw - if you ever get to go by Fairfield and tour the factory - do it, it's pretty entertaining...and - free samples :)
2007-03-20 16:15:02 · answer #6 · answered by daisyk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guns, Germs, and Steel flavor.
2007-03-20 16:13:41 · answer #7 · answered by Jedi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Considering how much exposure to refined sugars he probably had, I would guess all of them...
except the novelty ones that nobody likes...
2007-03-20 16:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by billthakat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sardine.
2007-03-20 16:13:01 · answer #9 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Red wine.
2007-03-20 16:32:25 · answer #10 · answered by MishMash [I am not one of your fans] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋