how do u have sex. can u tell me in steps
2007-03-20 08:57:21 · 12 answers · asked by Kelley T 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
They have really great books at the library.
Step one: Go to your local library
Step two: Find a book on sex
Step three: read it
Step four: when you're old enough and ready, see your doctor
Step five: you should be there by now
2007-03-20 09:01:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step one - I get myself a woman.
Step two - I take her to dinner.
Step three - I give her a lobster dinner and a lot to drink.
Step four - I tell her that I love her.
Step five - I offer her a flower from the vase on the table.
Step six - I take her home for a drink.
Step seven - I undress her telling that I have never seen such an angelic body.
Step eight - I kneel and kiss the softness between her legs.
Step nine - When she rises to touch heaven, I introduce my ding-dong to Frank Sinatra's song, "Strangers in the night."
Step ten - We both fall asleep in each others embrace.
P.S. You are not permitted to use the above tactic, it's copyright!
2007-03-20 09:10:29 · answer #2 · answered by markos m 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1) First, spread mayo over your partner´s body
2) Gently slice some tomatoes on top of it
3) Slowly grab them with your mouth and eat them, you may wanna share your tomato kiss at that moment
4) Caress the top of your partner´s nose gently for about 15 min
5) Lick the tip of the nose
2007-03-20 09:05:25 · answer #3 · answered by Gabriel G 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Google it shouldnt be a problam, theres lots of information out there.
2007-03-20 09:02:32 · answer #4 · answered by terryodell42 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you need to ask how to do it, you shouldn't be doing it! If you insist on knowing, look it up online.
2007-03-20 09:01:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well id like ti know that too
2007-03-20 09:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by lover 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you wanna find out you have to seduce me 1st
2007-03-20 09:01:22 · answer #7 · answered by 12345 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is not a porn site.
2007-03-20 08:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by Stefka 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
is this a joke?
2007-03-20 09:01:44 · answer #9 · answered by Stacy! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i'll show you if you want.
2007-03-20 23:55:05 · answer #10 · answered by liketokissthegirls 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋