I'm trying to describe some items on a catalogue but tell me if this sounds disgusting:
Loose Stool Coverings
or
Loose coverings for stools?
2007-03-20 08:50:36 · 18 answers · asked by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
compliments of Terry Pratchett
2007-03-20 08:56:24 · update #1
lol...the challenges of a copy writer, you have my sympathy.
2007-03-20 08:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loose stool coverings
2007-03-20 15:59:48 · answer #2 · answered by Gerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would omit the word loose all together. Individual covers for stools, maybe. "Loose stool" is a nice way of saying diarrhea.
2007-03-20 15:56:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stool slip-covers?
2007-03-20 15:57:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is your problem "loose stools"? Or is it trying to cover your "loose stools"?
What a sophomoric question!!!
2007-03-20 15:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by Ted 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol yes that does I have the term stool sample stuck in my head now!!! I would use the term barstools or breakfast stools- ok not breakfast stool now I have a visual- I'll never eat oatmeal again!!
2007-03-20 16:01:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about stool condoms?
Keep your stool clean....
Get A Grip.
2007-03-20 15:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
personally, im in favor of loose stool coverings...but if i were you, id just say stools with or without coverings.
2007-03-20 15:57:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about loose-fitting coverings, for stools
2007-03-20 16:28:53 · answer #9 · answered by wannaknow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe you should use the word "foot stools" this sounds alot better to me....
2007-03-20 15:55:24 · answer #10 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
loose or "baggy" coverings for stools
If you say "Loose Stool Coverings," the ad will end up on Jay Leno's "Headlines." :-)
2007-03-20 15:58:58 · answer #11 · answered by peacetimewarror 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋