delicious jelly filled donuts. but worshiping this can cause massive inches to your thighs so indulge once a month!
2007-03-20 08:29:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Worshiping donuts is idolatry , and gluttony is a sin
2007-03-20 08:33:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, everyone knows that Bear Claws are the one true god. Jelly Donuts were just powerful prophets spreading the word of the Bear Claw.
2007-03-20 15:32:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I beg to differ Ms. Finch, the only true God is V-U-L-V-A, and it doesn't add a centimeter to your thighs or anywhere else on YOUR gorgeous body, but then again, you may not be fond of this delicacy! C'est la vie!
Sincerely,
a man who knows
2007-03-20 15:36:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Personally, I WOULD RATHER EAT YOUR DONUT BUT WITHOUT THE JELLY and more of the cream!
2007-03-20 15:33:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spoken like a true Level one
2007-03-20 15:33:07 · answer #5 · answered by sdr35hw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go for the donut holes
2007-03-20 15:33:31 · answer #6 · answered by Booter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually the one true god is pizza with sausage, pepperoni and anchovies
2007-03-20 15:35:21 · answer #7 · answered by steve h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! u just booked a non stop 1 way to blazes!
repent now n u'll get coffee with that
2007-03-20 15:32:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No religion is correct and not one as got a grip and what GOD does or doesn't wants US doing!!
ONE GOD not sure.
2007-03-20 15:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the one true god is Jesus Christ himself nothing else is a god
2007-03-20 15:37:55 · answer #10 · answered by Baby Gangsta 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋