Banned Army Cadences?

Question

Anyone know where I can find some of the banned army cadences? Like "napalm sticks to kids" and the like. Heard alot of good ones while I was active, but don't remember them.

Answer 1

We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chorus: Napalm sticks to kids,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Flying low across the trees,
Pilots doing what they please,
Dropping frags on refugees,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Goods in the open, making hay,
But I can hear the gunships say,
"There'll be no Chieu Hoi today,"
Napalm sticks to kids.

See those farmers over there,
Watch me get them with a pair,
Blood and guts just everywhere,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've only seen it happen twice,
But both times it was mighty nice,
Shooting peasants planting rice,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Napalm, son, is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the gooks when on the run,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won't do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm sticks to kids.

CIA with guns for hire,
Montagnards around a fire,
Napalm makes the fire go higher,
Napalm sticks to kids.

I've been told it's not so neat,
To catch gooks burning in the street,
But burning flesh, it smells to sweet,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Children sucking on a mother's tit,
Wounded gooks down in a pit,
Dow Chemical doesn't give a ****,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Bombadiers don't care a bit,
Just as long as the pieces fit,
When you stuff the bodies in a pit,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Eighteen kids in a No Fire Zone,
Rooks under arms and going home,
Last in line goes home alone,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Chuck in a sampan, sitting in the stern,
They don't think their boats will burn,
Those damn gooks will never learn,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Cobras flying in the sun,
Killing gooks is lots of fun,
Get one pregnant and it's two for one,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Shoot civilians where they sit,
Take some pictures as you split,
All your life you'll remember it,
Napalm sticks to kids.

NVA are all hard core,
Flechettes never are a bore,
Throw those PSYOPS out the door,
Napalm sticks to kids.

Gather kids as you fly over town,
By throwing candy on the ground,
Then grease 'em when they gather 'round,
Napalm sticks to kids.







Down by the river
We took a little walk
Ran into some OS
We had a little talk

Well we punched 'em
*HEY
We Kicked 'em
*HEY

We threw em in the river
And laughed as they drowned
We don't need no OS
Messing around



Sally Sally don't say no
Down to the basement we will go

Slap your a** against the wall
here I come big ba**s and all

won't your mama be disgusted
when she finds your cherry busted

won't your daddy be surprised
when he sees that belly rise


If your not in combat arms don't try this one. You will be setting through a lot of sensitivity classes if you do..

here are alot more i have done...






"I grabbed her little sister and put her in front of me. As the bullets began to fly, the blood sprayed from between her eyes, and then I laughed maniacally. . .I blew those little f**kers to eternity. . .They should have known they were f**king with the Marines."




Who can take a bicycle,

Take off the seat,

Put your sister on it and ride it down a bumpy street?

The S&M Man (refrain)

The S&M Man (refrain)

The S&M Man 'cause he takes away the pain (refrain)

And makes the hurt feel good (refrain)

He makes the hurt feel good! (refrain)

Who can take your grandma,

Throw her on the lawn,

And **** her in the *** while grandpa cheers on?

(refrain)

Who can go to the abortion clinic,

Go around the back,

Fish around the dumpster and find a tasty snack?

(refrain)

Who can take your mother,

Grab her by the hair,

Pick her *** up and throw her down the stairs?

(refrain)

Who can take a coat hanger,

Stick it in a ****,

And swirl it all around until it kills the little runt?

(refrain)


Roll me over (looks/sounds like this: Roll me oooover. The "o" is held for about 4 steps and starts a bit higher than that of the other words, then dips to the same pitch/key?)

Roll me over in the clover one by one, one by one

Roll me over in the clover just for fun, just for fun

So I gave her inches one

She said, "gee this is fun."

(chorus)

So I gave her inches two

She said, "gee I like you, too."

(chorus)

So I gave her inches three

She said, "gee is that for me?"

(chorus)

So I gave her inches four

She said, "Sir I'd like some more."

(chorus)

So I gave her inches five

She said, "gee I feel alive."

(chorus)

So I gave her inches six

She said, "Let's do it all for kicks."

(chorus)

So I gave her inches seven

She said, "gee I'm in heaven!"

(chorus)

So I gave her inches eight

She said, "gee that feels great!"

(chorus)

So I gave her inches nine

She said, "gee now that feels fine."

(chorus)

So I gave her inches 10

She said, "Let's do it all again!"

(chorus)




Up jumped a monkey from the coconut grove

Was a mean mamba jamba you could tell by his clothes

With a ripped up jammee and a black beret

This ol' monkey was here to stay

Line a hundred women up against the wall

Bet a hundred dollars he could **** them all

****** ninety-eight 'til his balls turned blue

Backed off, jacked off, and ****** the other two


Mama told Sally not to go downtown

Too many Rangers hangin' around

In sheer stockings and a black negligee

Had a case of the *** so she went anyway

Three months later all was well

6 months later she began to swell

9 months later out it came

A bald-headed houligan swingin' a chain



This cadence is a running cadence and follows the traditional beat of such cadences.

Private Joe Smedley was a hell of a man

Went a burnin' and a killin' down in Vietnam

Burnin' and killin' wasn't all that he liked

He liked to feed gooks to his dog named Spike

Spike was a shepard, just as pretty as could be

Nothin' he liked better than a little gookinese

Start from the toes and work to the head

He really, really like 'em when they weren't quite dead



One, two, three, four... (drill)

You can't count to five! (formation)

One, two, three, four... (drill)

Because your brain is fried (formation, continuing to finish)

From crack

And dope

And all that **** you smoked,

CRACK BABY!

Answer 2

Army Cadence

Answer 3

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RE:
Banned Army Cadences?
Anyone know where I can find some of the banned army cadences? Like "napalm sticks to kids" and the like. Heard alot of good ones while I was active, but don't remember them.

Answer 4

Google it I'm sure you can find a bunch of them
Here is one that I remember: (Running)

Last night, we had a fire fight
M60 Tracers figured thew the night
The Sounds of Mortars Blasting Over head
When I looked around all my Friends were dead
Two little kids on a Patty Dike
Well there Aiming stakes for a Cobra Strike
And I will tell you no lies
Cross my Heart and Hope to die
Two little kids in a field of wheat
So I called on in some Wiley Pete
I will tell you no Fibbs
Napalm it sticks to kids