I anticipate a "created in his image" appeal, but if that were so, why would God need genetalia? Oh he doesn't? Then maybe he needs antlers instead....
2007-03-20 07:27:28 · 15 answers · asked by vehement_chemical 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Of course I can prove it but not in any way that would be satisfying to you.
2007-03-20 07:30:42 · answer #1 · answered by garo g 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
John 3:16. Because God so loved the world that he sent his only Son. His son didn't have antlers, and we all know that antlers are a dominant gene that attach to the Y chromosome. Therefore, God does not have antlers. He does wear sandals, however. Fashion is genetic.
2007-03-20 07:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by VanJimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, for sure no longer, i visit't practice you incorrect. Btw, I actually have some red antlers too with little light fixtures that bypass on and rancid, I positioned on them at Christmas activities. Whaaa ... you probably did not imagine God has a humorousness?
2016-12-02 07:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was a kid I used to believe the people who tried to create God in their image. They would argue that if the Bible mentioned the hand of God or the eyes of God, then that proved God had human-style eyes and hands.
The only way we can conceptualise God is through metaphor and allegory, so we naturally tend to describe God in the style of a person. I don't think it matters--unless we start pretending that that is the true form of God. I think that even if we could see in 11 dimensions, think in quantum terms and simultaneously observe atoms and galaxies, we still wouldn't be able to see anything but a partial likeness of God.
2007-03-20 07:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by Fiona J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he created us (in his image, etc.) with the ability to put antlers surgically into our heads, so I suppose he COULD have antlers. but, god is supposed to be wise and I think only a fool would have antlers surgically implanted into his/her head. furthermore, is god tall or short, skinny or fat, having made us in his image? perhaps that "in his image" thing only extends to the basic humanoid body, soul (read: mind, emotions, will), and spirit (this is a proof of trinity to some people, myself included). also, does he have a belly button? did adam have a belly button? do test tube babies have belly buttons? lol no I'm not obssessed with belly buttons, I'm just wondering. hey, this whole christians vs. atheists/wiccans/etc. thing in answers is pretty lame, don't you agree? I suppose it IS kinda fun to tease, but why? I find so many smart asses who think they know everything about religion in answers but I'm sure they don't have a clue about the real world and god and how the two mix. and as for god having antlers, pfft. lol. I doubt it. but I'm sure he could make himself antlers. and he probably COULD make a rock so heavy that even he couldn't lift it. but it is my everlasting hope that god doesn't waste his time on useless things, there is too much wrong in the world and too many people already wasting their time on stupid things. hey, it's true... we're having this conversation, aren't we?
2007-03-20 07:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew Nonymous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the way I think, the ONLY similar feature God/Us carry is indeed the genitalia, for it is by it that we manifest creation and divine bliss. Even an atheist may agree that it is thru the wise use of our genitalia that we attain the greatest state of extasis ever... It is God-like. Ant, antles, yeah, I think God may really be an ant endowed with a very large penis.
2007-03-20 07:40:38 · answer #6 · answered by Gabriel G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is nothing to dispute your claim, so very well might have antlers. Not only that, but he's got a sweet mullet and a bi#$in '76 Pontiac
2007-03-20 07:32:13 · answer #7 · answered by TheMadLith 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
For your ignorant information, God has genitalia just like we do. He also has a mate, just like we do. When He created man in His own image, male and female, He alluded to the plural nature of God, Heavenly Father and Heavenly Mother. We are not told about our Mother in Heaven because it was not necessary for us to know about Her. He, I am sure, desired to protect Her from the profanity and abuse that He endures from our mouths.
Since God is the Father of us all, spiritually, and the literal Father of Jesus, by Mary, He has full procreative ability. We can become like Him by strict obedience throughout our lives to His teachings and commandments. We will be with Him and be like Him in His realm. As man is, God once was and as God is man may become.
2007-03-20 07:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by rac 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No I can't prove he doesn't have antlers, antennae, wings, or a tail.
2007-03-20 07:31:07 · answer #9 · answered by LX V 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think I saw God in my demographics class.
2007-03-20 07:30:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I can think of a lot of reasons why god could use a pair of balls...
2007-03-20 07:39:30 · answer #11 · answered by billthakat 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋