2007-03-20 06:33:05 · 15 answers · asked by s2scrm 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL
2007-03-20 06:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Atheist day? I never heard of such a day. I also never seen cards promoting Atheist day. Since you're sincere on making a card, maybe it should be in the topic of "do anything you want to do, because we're all going to the same destiny, which is the destiny of non-existence."
2007-03-20 13:38:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Probably a 15 page card filled with constant complaining.
2007-03-20 13:46:15 · answer #3 · answered by Kermit renversant de corporation 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Actually, if you give them a blank card, they're likely to point out that there's no writing on it. Show it to the Christians, and they'll probably insist there's a hidden message somewhere that only they can see.
2007-03-20 13:37:28 · answer #4 · answered by magistra_linguae 6 · 8⤊ 1⤋
1 Cor 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
So, if worldly wisdom is foolishness to God, then worldy folly must be wisdom to God. If April Fool's Day is Atheist Day, then atheists are wise in God's eyes.
“Oh dear,” says God, “I hadn’t thought of that,” and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
2007-03-20 13:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Gift certificates would be fine.... the card should certainly lack a little something....lol
2007-03-20 13:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I say all male atheists wear shirts that are white with black writing that states, "Yes, I am an Atheist" or something, and all female atheists wear black shirts with white writing that say "Yes, I am an Atheist."
And on the back they could say something like "Atheists of the world, UNITE!"
This is my way of saying "I dunno", yet making it sound like I actually do know something!
2007-03-20 13:49:33 · answer #7 · answered by Lina 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
So it has become a religion...They have holidays now!
Send them a card with Darwin hanging from a cross....
2007-03-20 13:37:43 · answer #8 · answered by chersa 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
try and get a jehova's wittness to come over and talk to them so they can have a nice laugh.
2007-03-20 13:37:11 · answer #9 · answered by pmnmaster 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Money is always appropriate.
2007-03-20 13:37:21 · answer #10 · answered by Samurai Jack 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Everytime you make this joke, your god kills a kitten.
STOP THE SENSELESS KITTEN SLAUGHTER!
(Although, it is weird you and atheists share a day!)
2007-03-20 13:36:37 · answer #11 · answered by LabGrrl 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋