"Talk about a huge breast!"
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open and stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
2007-03-20 04:18:33 · 9 answers · asked by alwaysandforever 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-03-20 04:47:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-03-20 04:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by homie101 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! If I crack up during the holidays when people are saying these things to me, it will be all your fault!!
2007-03-20 05:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha awesome
2007-03-20 04:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot,
Not blue balls again!
2007-03-20 15:17:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ok this was a good one!!!! hahaha
2007-03-20 04:24:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not remotely.
[yawn]
2007-03-20 04:22:07 · answer #7 · answered by - 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no. i didn't even smile.
2007-03-20 05:19:55 · answer #8 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-20 04:24:07 · answer #9 · answered by aubrey <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋