This man is sitting in a bar and notices two lovely women across the way. He calls the bartender over and says, "I’d like to buy those two ladies a drink."
The bartender replies, "It won’t do you any good."
The man, with a confused look on his face says, "It doesn’t matter, I want to buy those women a drink."
The bartender delivers the drinks to the ladies and the ladies acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads. About a half-hour later, the man approaches the women and says, "I’d like to buy you two another drink."
The women both reply, "It won’t do you any good."
The man says, "I don’t understand. What do you mean it won’t do me any good?"
The first lady says, "We’re lesbians."
The man replies, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?"
The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick pu88ies."
The man says with a smile, "Bartender, three beers for us lesbians."
2007-03-20 04:07:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!!! Thank you, thank you, thank you!! That was a great joke and I really needed a good laugh!!!
2007-03-20 04:20:32 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl brilliant
2007-03-20 04:26:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was good.
2007-03-20 06:42:08 · answer #3 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HeeHee liked it :)
2007-03-20 04:11:13 · answer #4 · answered by RapBaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny.
rude too!!!!!
xxx
2007-03-20 04:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok then im kinda lost
2007-03-20 04:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good. not your best but good.
2007-03-20 04:12:40 · answer #7 · answered by louie3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-20 04:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-20 04:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by PussyCat Doll <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grin...hmmmmm
2007-03-20 04:16:38 · answer #10 · answered by kayboff 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋