An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years. He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."
2007-03-20 04:04:44 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was a good one...we should be able to give you 10 points!! Unfortunately, i am stupid american...what is a ten litre bucket? sounds huge...
2007-03-20 04:09:30 · answer #1 · answered by Stormy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an old one, I had an smilier experience once. I was skinny dipping when a couple of girls walk up to where I was. & I pick up an old tub, held it in front of me, but one of the girls I might as well put the tub down, as it didn't have a bottom in it.
2007-03-20 04:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by bob h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a good joke. Thank you
2007-03-20 04:11:07 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-03-20 04:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-03-20 08:30:45 · answer #5 · answered by SikSonic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE TY
2007-03-20 04:18:28 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-20 04:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke, Thanks!
2007-03-20 04:09:27 · answer #8 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for a laugh.....
2007-03-20 04:08:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋