A guy sits at the bar
the bartender says you look awful whats the problem
the guy says i found my wife in bed with my best friend
wyat did u u do said the bartender
I went home and said bad dog!!!
and another one:
Two friends, Jack and Joe, are sitting in a bar, drinking beer and discussing married life.
Jack: "So, when does your wife scream loudest during sex?"
Joe: "When I clean myself off with the curtains."
2007-03-20 03:54:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha. First one I have heard before. Second one was new to me. Thx for starting my day off with a smile.
2007-03-20 04:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
moza,
you a sick man but funny though. Here is one for the ladies:
Walking into the bar Henry said, "Pour me a stiff one Eddie, I just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah!" said Eddie, "And how did this one end?"
"When it was over, she came to me on her hands and knees."
"Really, now that's a switch. What did she say?"
"She said, "Come out from under the bed you little chicken ****."
2007-03-20 03:58:16 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm rather dumber than the 1st one...i rather appeared on the kit of my bathroom paper to work out if there have been any classes there! the 2nd merely harm my factor and that i do no longer even have one!
2016-10-19 04:03:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was a bit groce but the second was wicked!!
2007-03-20 04:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by Chel1525 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Makes a mess of em, don`t it
2007-03-20 04:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, I like Joe
2007-03-20 04:03:04 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd one best joke ever. im nicking that and texting it to everyone i know right now!!!!
2007-03-20 04:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by louie3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2nd one best
2007-03-20 04:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd one was good.
2007-03-20 14:35:48 · answer #9 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee funnnnny
2007-03-20 03:58:41 · answer #10 · answered by awalkwithdestiny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋