Are camping out in the moors in the next of their murder mystery adventures.
They busy them selves collecting wood for the fire, pitching the tent, and getting food ready.
As dusk settles, they tell each other ghost stories by the fire before finishing thier food and retiring to sleep.
Watson, in the middle of the night is woken by Holmes.
"Watson," say's Holmes. "Look up into the sky..... what can you deduce?!?"
"Well" Say's Watson clearing his eyes and stairing into the sky... "The night is warm, even though the stars are bright. There's no wind..... errrrm I think it all means that it will be a warn day tomorrow!"
"NO YOU FOOL" Shouts Holmes! "Someone stolen our tent!!"
2007-03-20 03:50:45 · 5 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-20 03:54:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, voted best Joke in the late 90s I was told:
(long version in Robert B Laughlin's new book "A different universe : reinventing physics from the bottom down")
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."
Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."
Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
2007-03-20 10:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i finally managed to stop laughing to type ha ha that was wicked!
2007-03-20 10:54:42 · answer #3 · answered by Chel1525 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great day!
2007-03-20 11:05:11 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... thanks for a laugh.....
2007-03-20 11:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋