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This is not riddle!!!
Just a piece of conversation between a mother and son!!!

I have left the last line blank for you to fill in!!

The most creative/apt answer gets 10 points!!!

This is the link
http://oldriddle.rediffblogs.com

P.S: Make it real interesting!!!!

2007-03-20 03:38:36 · 12 answers · asked by Don 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Mother: How did you do your exams??
Son: With my hand, Mommy
Mother: I asked how you will fare in your exams??
Son: Mmm... I guess I have done poorly!!!
Mother: Why??? You told me yesterday you had studied well and had all details on your fingertips!!!
Son: Yes, Mommy.... but

right before the test, I went pee-pee. Washed my hands with the pink soap in there and the perma-marker came off!

2007-03-20 03:54:17 · answer #1 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0 0

i'm male,yet,on the comparable time,i'm distinctive! i'm from yet another planet.i'm thoroughly humanoid and that i think of that makes us the comparable species,yet i'm exceedingly advantageous my dna may be unique,lol.As you likely don't be attentive to,simian-descended humanoids arise very further on each and every planet the place we evolve into people,and there are hundreds!lower back and lower back,it rather is often the simian that evolves into human.we are consistently the two boys or females,too. Soooo...boy!

2016-10-19 04:02:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Son: but all the studying and practicing left me unable to get it up for the final exam

2007-03-20 03:44:10 · answer #3 · answered by singledad 7 · 0 0

Yes, Mommy.... but I was playing with Little Suzy next door and she got my hands all wet, so the marker came off

2007-03-20 03:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 0 0

yes mommy, but..... You made me take a shower last night and all the answers were washed off my fingers....

I guess i´ll just take 1 point.

no, 2!

2007-03-20 04:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by James R 3 · 0 0

He he he!!!
Mother: How did you do your exams??
Son: With my hand, Mommy
Mother: I asked how you will fare in your exams??
Son: Mmm... I guess I have done poorly!!!
Mother: Why??? You told me yesterday you had studied well and had all details on your fingertips!!!
Son: Yes, Mommy.... but ___F_I_L_L___I_N___T_H_E___B_L_A_N_K_S___

2007-03-20 06:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by Twister 4 · 0 0

Yes mommy, but I took a shower & had to wash my hands.

2007-03-20 03:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by prettyinpink 3 · 0 0

But my Wii didn't have the answers

2007-03-20 03:45:20 · answer #8 · answered by redwingnut16 3 · 0 0

I went to the bathroom and forget all about it.

2007-03-20 03:46:04 · answer #9 · answered by Sita 2 · 0 0

but my hand sweat and the answers were erased, it's not my fault

2007-03-20 03:54:57 · answer #10 · answered by bolis la mas bolis 3 · 0 0

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