besides "Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes"
2007-03-20 03:30:53 · 11 answers · asked by ? 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i may not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you
2007-03-20 05:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mates fave is "pick a number between 1 and 10" girl picks number he says "you lose! Take your top off!" gets him a few slaps,but it actually worked once! Bless him,cheeky lil git!
2007-03-20 06:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by joiyuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ashley madison! me and hubby watch Cheaters on Saturday and that's whilst the ashley madison commercial will arise. they're extremely asking married ppl to cheat on their companion!!! what a terrible thought this ppl have
2016-10-02 10:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably, "Do you wanna go halfer's on a bastard".
Next one: " What do you want for breakfast in the morning".
2007-03-20 07:42:47 · answer #4 · answered by Neil 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got the hot dog and you've got the buns.
2007-03-20 05:37:15 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Say, did it hurt?"
-pause- and wait for "Pardon?"
Repeat "Did it hurt?"
-pause- and wait for "what!!!"
Then the killer line "Did it hurt when you fell from the heavens?"
Works every time, even if it just breaks the ice with a laugh!!
2007-03-20 03:54:54 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL the joey "how u doin" is mine
2007-03-20 03:50:29 · answer #7 · answered by Chel1525 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mine`s a pint!
2007-03-20 03:37:33 · answer #8 · answered by Spurs17 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
''you look like my 3rd husband''
guy: ''how many times you been married?''
''twice!''
2007-03-20 04:23:35 · answer #9 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes or no
2007-03-20 04:27:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋