My g-friend keeps asking me if her butt is too big......?

Question

My g-friend keeps asking me if her butt is too big. Her waist is exactly 43 inches around. She has a small waist, so it really looks like nice, but it is BIG. Should I fib to her or tell her, "BADONKADONK"????????

CORRECTION, her HIPS are 43 inches, not her waist....her waist is like 20 inches

Answer 1

lol. say what you just told us. you like big butts and you like hers. lol. Good luck.

Answer 2

With a 43 inch waist, her hips should not measure more than 53 inches. Both of these measurements are BIG. Somehow I think she knows she is too big. She just wants to make sure it is OK with you. Don't lie to her. You can just say something like, "I like you just the way you are."

Answer 3

It's nothing wrong with having a big butt and tell her that, look at j-lo and all those women trying to have a nice size behind. People are paying for that nice butt look, if she has a small waist that's even better. Tell her she has a hour glass shape she'll love that.

Answer 4

Definitely dont tell her "BADONKADONK" because that might seem offensive. Tell her how you really feel, unless you really don't like it. Try to compliment her like "well, yeah, its pretty big, but you know--small, medium, or large, but i like large". Then be sure to keep being nice, and tell her when you notice she looks especially nice in her clothes. Don't even joke about her butt being too big to her face, because its obvious that she already has some issues with it, and that will only make it worse.

Answer 5

No way dont b acquaintances with this guy! Hes gross, mean, and selfish and in basic terms thinks abput himself! U dont prefer to hold out with ppl like that or u mite b come that way too. and those messages u have been given from ppl r extremely mean. Dont pay attention. tell ur mom or somebody u have confidence approximately it and that they'll tslk to those ppl. Thats cyberbullying. Im sorry its a no longer hassle-free time in ur existence correct now determining between acquaintances and being stubborn out by ability of friends. only carry in there and it will get greater advantageous. This has befell to me too.

Answer 6

Her waist is 43" and you say it's a small waist? Have you been dating Bovine? Is that why 43" seems small?

Answer 7

Yes, fib. If you love her the way she is, then say so. Tell her what you just said, she looks really nice, and you love her the way she is:)

She can decide on her own if she feels the need to improve herself.

Answer 8

No, that's mean. I have a big butt too, and I wouldn't like for my boyfriend to tell me that, if he did I would smack him upside the head. The thing you should tell her when she asks you is what my boyfriend tells me, he says it's just perfect for me. LOL Good Luck *_*

Answer 9

lol, well, obviously you haven't offended her yet, so keep telling her whatever it is you're currently telling her. If it doesn't bother you, just tell her you think she's beautiful and to not worry about stuff like that. I hate when people ask those questions and then get all upset at the truth.

Answer 10

Possible Correct responses:

"Honey if your butt was any bigger it'd have it's own zip code"

"Sweetie, if we painted a big red cross on your butt, the helicopter from the medical center could land on it"

"Sugarlumps, your butt is so big, when you lay around the house, you really lay around the house"


(Kudos and Apologies to Weird Al Yankovic)

Answer 11

I usually go with the "Oh, let me see. . . Come here." I pretend to lose myself in the caressing, touching, spanking, whatever I deem neccesary to test a butt, and that's usually a fun way to avoid the question all together.