This guy is renovating his house and needs a hinge for a door. He tells his wife to go down to the hardware store and get one.
She finds the hinge and brings it to the counter. The cashier notices that she did not also pick up fasteners for the hinge.
The clerk asks the woman, " do you wanna screw for that hinge? "
The woman replies, "No thanks but I'll b l o w you for that toaster in the window!"
2007-03-20 03:23:26 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny.
If I was the woman (in the joke) I'd say that to you because I love doing that! (smack..licking my lips)
2007-03-20 06:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by Hooter'sgirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a condominium in a brand new housing growth and a woman spoke back the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the most recent innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little laptop I have obvious in decades," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and many others. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will consume it!" She stated, "Would you favor a fork?! We have not received the vigor on but!"
2016-09-05 09:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! All that just for a darn toaster!! I'd understand if it was for a microwave, but a toaster??!!!!
2007-03-20 04:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard that one before. Ha ha.
2007-03-20 04:04:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL BEST JOKE I'VE HEARD TODAY!10/10
2007-03-20 03:53:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one
2007-03-20 03:30:44 · answer #6 · answered by singledad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA wicked!!! i love it!
2007-03-20 03:51:46 · answer #7 · answered by Chel1525 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok
2007-03-20 03:49:45 · answer #8 · answered by Sita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-20 04:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha...punch line was "No thanks, but I'll blow you for that lawnboy outside!"
2007-03-20 03:31:00 · answer #10 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋