Dear Diary: day one.
All packed for the cruis ship - all my sexiest clothes and makeup, really excited.
Dear Diary; day two.
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whiles, dolphins , met the Captain a very nice man.
Dear Diary; day three.
At the pool today. Also some shulle boarding and hit golf balls on the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Had a wonderful time, he is very attractive.
Dear Diary; Day four.
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Had luxury meal complete with caviar and champagne with Captain in his cabin. He asked me to stay the night but i declined.
Dear Diary; Day five
Spent time at piano bar, saw Captain again asked me to visit his cabin for the night and let him have his way with me. Said if i declined he would sink the ship.
Dear Diary; Day six.
TODAY I SAVED 1600 LIVES. TWICE.
2007-03-20 03:07:53 · 16 answers · asked by Duisend-poot 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like your hat
2007-03-20 03:37:28 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad 8 out of 10
2007-03-20 10:12:54 · answer #2 · answered by seaview 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A joke that long has to be funnier than a short joke. That wasn't funny.
2007-03-20 10:12:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Too long and disappointing when you eventually reach the end.
2007-03-20 10:42:18 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that one has been circulating a long time now via emails. i liked it at first but now it is old.
2007-03-20 10:12:02 · answer #5 · answered by jezbnme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like that joke,very funny.
well done.
xxx
2007-03-20 11:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
2007-03-20 10:11:37 · answer #7 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
2007-03-20 10:36:14 · answer #8 · answered by singledad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haa funny
2007-03-20 10:11:07 · answer #9 · answered by Jojo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-03-20 10:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋