2007-03-20 02:59:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
He made them watch Dances with Wolves. Jesus lost them when he made them watch that stinkbomb Kevin Cosner directed, Waterworld. Mormons then looked to Joseph Smith who gave them the Osmond Brothers.
L Ron Hubbard after seeing this knew the American public was ready to swallow anything started Scientology.
2007-03-20 03:33:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to be a pain or anything....you know Im a fan.... But, wouldnt the natives have had to teach Jesus that tatunka meant buffalo in Indian and not the reverse?? After all, buffalo means buffalo in English...
Anyway, I hear the guy is a slow learner...
2007-03-20 04:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus never taught Native Americans.
2007-03-20 03:08:27 · answer #3 · answered by 1saintofGod 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Irrelevant question because time is not of the essence once you have uncovered the unchanging, unending absolute. The perpetual being of Jesus is inconsequential to that which causes Jesus to arise, and masquerading one language over another is as useless as teaching sign language to the blind.
2007-03-20 03:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if he tried to say that to anyone other then the D/N/Lakota (i.e. anyone else that speaks a different tribal language) they'd probably look at him like 'wtf are you talking about.'
Technically would it not be what it translated into the languages Jesus would have spoken? Neither would have understood English... Heck, Jesus probably wouldn't have understood buffalo.
2007-03-20 12:32:35 · answer #5 · answered by Indigo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know what i have 2 mormons living next door to me im going to ask them this its strange after 6 months they dissapear and 2 more take their place odd if you ask me
2007-03-20 03:03:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
after he fought macho man at wrestlemania 12
2007-03-20 03:17:40 · answer #7 · answered by iron chef bryan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as long as it took His missionaries to get over here and teach them
2007-03-20 03:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by nolet93 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You really should direct these question to the Mormons as it is their doctrine.
2007-03-20 03:05:54 · answer #9 · answered by Angelz 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-03-20 03:04:00 · answer #10 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋