1. Jehovah’s Witness with a copy of the watchtower in hand
2. The police with planted evidence of a murder they say you committed.
3. Amway sales person with catalog in hand.
4. Insurance sales person with a great deal on life insurance.
5. A county deputy to serve you.
2007-03-20 02:51:22 · 27 answers · asked by millajovovichsboyfriend 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Joe you truly are lost.
2007-03-20 03:03:50 · update #1
Hmm. A servant, and the county pays for this.
That would be Good. I am tired of my other fool.
Tell me, can this servant juggle? Sing? Clear gutters? I have need of a new fool, perhaps this servant you speak of is the one.
2007-03-20 02:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by busted.mike 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
At times, a question such as this will elicit dozens and dozens of elaborate schemes to spare a householder an unwanted conversation with Jehovah's Witness door-to-door ministers.
All such schemes are a complete and utter waste of time!
Many of your neighbors have figured it out, and it's really quite simple:
1. Open the door
2. Smile (optional)
3. Ask "Jehovah's Witness?"
4. Receive affirmation
5. Say, "Thank you, but I'm not interested"
6. Gently close the door (slamming is rude, but your prerogative)
Please recognize that Jehovah's Witnesses are not primarily interested in converts, but in working to obey Jesus' command to preach (Matt 24:14; Matt 28:19,20).
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm
2007-03-20 12:52:58 · answer #2 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd rather see the Jehovah's Witness. My aunt was one and so even though I don't share their exact theology, I could at least have a wonderful conversation.
I would least like to see the police. I really believe that if the police or the DA decides you're guilty, you will go to jail regardless of the truth. Unless you have a million dollars to pay for the top lawyer in the country.
2007-03-20 02:56:45 · answer #3 · answered by Sharon M 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
1. Jehovah's Witness with a copy of the Watchtower in hand.
I picked one because I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I wouldn't mind one bit if another one came to my house. Maybe we could sit down and chit chat for a while. Besides, I think they have something to offer - like good news - while the others have nothing important to talk about.
Actually, anyone is welcome to knock on my door. It's not a crime to do so.
2007-03-20 02:55:31 · answer #4 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jehovah's Witnesses would probable be a extra informative adventure for me -- i think i understand much less related to the info of their faith, regardless of the reality that for a on an analogous time as, considered one of my maximum suitable friends became a Jehovah's Witness. on the different hand, the probabilities of me being confident by using a pitch made by using the two group are truthfully nil, and that i'd rather see it as an danger to grant my attitude on their faith (this is barely truthful -- while you're prepared to proselytize, you would be prepared to hearken to a severe option attitude). in view that i understand extra approximately Mormons, i could probable make a extra appropriate, extra stated pitch to that group. i do no longer carry a grudge against the two group for his or her efforts at conversion, which I planned to be as truthfully properly-meaning, if faulty attempt. as long as they admire "no solicitation" postings and don't press the subject while they are grew to become away on the door, i do no longer think of there is something extremely impolite approximately it -- and in my constrained adventure, JWs and Mormons are no longer something if no longer well mannered.
2016-12-15 04:26:52 · answer #5 · answered by trip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4. Insurance sales person with a great deal on life insurance.
I remember the JW ringing the doorbell and giving out the WT during my childhood. It was fun reading them with the colorful pictures, but then we also have the Gospel Comics from my catholic school.
2007-03-20 02:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by coco_loco 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good question. I'll pick number 1, 3 or 4 cause I'm not in trouble in either of those. Can slam door in face if I want to.
2007-03-20 02:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
None of these scare me, especially # 4. When I tell them what I do for a living, they usually turn very pale and suddenly remember an appointment they must keep.
I guess I'd pick # 1 if I had to.
2007-03-20 03:01:28 · answer #8 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A Jehovah's Witness. I would make them a cup of tea and give them a piece of my home-made carrot cake. I would then take their logic apart, piece by piece, and quote them sections of the Satanic Bible until their brains melted into a little pile of mush. Then I would thank them, show them courteously to the door, and wish them a good day.
2007-03-20 02:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by Wild About Harry 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A Jehovah's Witness. It is an opportunity to witness to someone and spread the truth.....or maybe I would just ignore the doorbell all together! LOL.
2007-03-20 05:17:41 · answer #10 · answered by Jouvert 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋