Genre: Work Jokes
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, "What's the first thing you see when you look at me?" The guy says, "That's not too hard, you've got no ears." The interviewer says, "That's it, get out, you'll never be seen around here again." The second man takes his turn and is asked the same question. The applicant replies, "Uh, you've got no ears." The interviewer throws the guy out, cursing and yelling that he'll never get a job with his company. As he is leaving, the second guy warns the third guy, "Listen man, whatever you do, don't say he hasn't got any ears. He's so touchy with the ear thing." "Okay," said man #3 on his way into the office. Once inside he is told, "Name the first thing you notice when you look at me." The guy answers, "That's easy, you wear contacts." The interviewer was flabbergasted, "How on earth did you know that, son?"
2007-03-20 02:44:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"How on earth did you know that, son?" "What? Are you stupid? You can't wear glasses, you've got no ears!"
GET OUT U SON OF A BEEECH WHITE BASHARD!
2007-03-20 02:51:12 · update #1
"How on earth did you know that, son?" "What? Are you stupid? You can't wear glasses, you've got no ears!"
GET OUT U SON OF A BEEECH WHITE BASHARD!
2007-03-20 02:51:13 · update #2
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
-Spontania
2007-03-20 03:59:13 · answer #1 · answered by Kiki 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, was working as a funny right up to the rascist bit. 0/10
2007-03-20 03:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cos your glasses would fall off
lol
2007-03-20 02:47:51 · answer #3 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the punchline is that he is the interveiwers son.
But not really funny
2007-03-20 02:49:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry not very funny.
2007-03-20 02:49:55 · answer #5 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um... where's the punchline?
2007-03-20 02:48:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-20 03:42:19 · answer #7 · answered by singledad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh i dint get it and even if i did i dun think tht it was tht funnyy..............kinda lame and kinda incomplete try better jokes the next time..............:P
2007-03-20 03:03:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it so im gonna go a head and laugh....hahahahahahahahahahahaha :)
2007-03-20 02:52:47 · answer #9 · answered by annamaria9521 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny, sorry.
2007-03-20 02:47:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋