Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "broker"?
Why the time of day with the slowest traffic is called rush hour?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport terminal?
2007-03-20 02:13:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dunno....maybe to confuse people
2007-03-20 03:16:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they love playing with worlds [words]
2007-03-20 09:21:03 · answer #2 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i wrote some lyrics like these
one of them is
Americans spend thousands out of no reason and it doesn't itch their collar,
and then they go to the court for just half a dollar !!!
The question, please see it :
http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aga4h3Fb08riPyUIPysta52RHQx.?qid=20070318051846AAj36tI
2007-03-20 09:30:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
interesting concepts - did you think of them your self?
2007-03-20 09:39:16 · answer #4 · answered by waltzing matilda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or, why do we drive on a parkway and park on a drive way. These are great. Thanks
2007-03-20 09:23:26 · answer #5 · answered by sarge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
irony!
2007-03-20 09:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by Lets go 2 Candy Mt. Charlie!!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-20 09:34:22 · answer #7 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's called irony...............That's why....................
2007-03-20 09:17:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋