Only in America ..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front!
Only in America ..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke!
Only in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!
Only in America .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight
Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: pole's in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'!
Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
2007-03-20 02:12:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty much true. I disagree however that ONLY in America do people order DIET coke with double cheeseburgers and large fries. I have seen people...and not Americans...doing the same in England, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Kuwait, Iraq, Qatar and Bahrain. The sense of the abused is universal it seems.
But great observations.
2007-03-20 02:20:23 · answer #1 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha oh thats classy i like it
2007-03-20 02:54:37 · answer #2 · answered by annamaria9521 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-20 03:15:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i already answered the other question. see this and my other poems toooo :
http://in.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Aga4h3Fb08riPyUIPysta52RHQx.?qid=20070318051846AAj36tI
2007-03-20 02:34:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-20 02:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋