Who wants some blonde jokes?

Question

I just received these in an email and I thought I would share them:

Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."


Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.


Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.


A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering the right eye.

The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a
hole to see through, covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.

As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.

"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting glasses."

"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire frames."

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone. He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.

SUSIE was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.

The next day Susie went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end. "Hi Susie," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"

Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

Blonde jokes are OKAY because they have BRUNETTE jokes and REDHEAD jokes. I didn't mean to offend anyone. I myself have had blonde hair.

Answer 1

The golf balls joke was very funny indeed. Thank you

Answer 2

Those were "Oh so funny!"

I like the cell phone one the best! Too cute.

BTW: you are always at Wal-Mart when your cell rings! It's the law in America!

Answer 3

lol at first i didn't get the Cell one when she said how did u kno i was at walmart then i had a friend help me out with it and no im not blonde im just very tired this morning so yeah but they were great!!

Answer 4

Why are "blonde" jokes "ok" and jokes about other minorities not "ok"? Just wondered. Yep blondes are a minortiy. Check the stats. And no....my hair is brown.

Answer 5

they were all funny but i'm a fan of the golf balls joke the most~!

Answer 6

lol you're funny. but don't u think that's kinda harsh for the blonds
i mean not all blonds are stupid my best friend is blond and she's really smart

Answer 7

omg those are great, im still sitting here laughing, i have lots of blonde jokes at home. i LOVE blond jokes :D

Answer 8

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL i liked the last one (cell phone 1)

Answer 9

Good; pretty funny.

Answer 10

some of them are good