Pirate walks into the bar with a steering wheel hanging from his zipper, Pirate says to bartender "give me a pint of ale"bartender slides the pirate a beer and says "hey u know u have a steering wheel hangin' from your zipper?"Pirate says"AARRR she's drivin me nuts"
2007-03-20 00:25:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The one word that says it all: Arrrrrrg!
2007-03-20 00:42:16 · answer #1 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch, a hook, and a peg leg. The bartender asks "How'd you lose the leg?" to which he replied "Yar, a great white took it!". Impressed, the bartender went on "And how'd you lose the hand?". "A whores son of a pirate chopped it off in a raid before I ran him through the gizzard". "And the eye patch?" "Bah, a seagull pooped in me eye". "That's it?" the bartender says, disappointed. "Well, it was the first day with the hook".
2007-03-20 07:43:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-20 07:34:42 · answer #3 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is awesome! 10/10
2007-03-20 07:29:14 · answer #4 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lols hilarious
2007-03-20 07:52:39 · answer #5 · answered by shaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... that actually quite hilarious...
hahahahahaha
good one... thanx for the laugh
2007-03-20 07:55:39 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-20 10:21:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kl kl love it lol
2007-03-20 09:07:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol brilliant
2007-03-20 07:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good ltmss
2007-03-20 07:30:33 · answer #10 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋