A student life is difficult to lead,
always pressurised to study.
This pressure ultimately makes him a
dull boy rather than a smart buddy.
There are 365 days in an year,
you know, 8 hrs needed to sleep,
that adds upto 121, leaving 244,
that is the miniumum sleeping to be done deep.
Now out of them, 2 hrs to eat, everyday
adding upto thirty.
leaving 214. After all, eating is vital. For growth,
the child needs all kinds of food, clean and dirty.
A further 30 is gone, 2 hrs everyday,
to play and exercise,
remain 184 days, it is necessary to do that
to make the child strong and wise.
1 hr everyday to relax and talk
exchanging comments is important,
taking 15 and leaving 169, so that the child
can learn about others' and narrate his own indicent.
Atleast 30 days every year goes in summer vacations,
as you know a child cannot study then,
139 days left, what are those kids,
even summer cannot be faced by men !!!
2007-03-20
00:02:56
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Atleast 40 days go every year in exams, after-exam and festival holidays,
they are just to celebrate,
leaving behind 99, it has been are long time,
but they exist till date.
70 more go in sundays, winter vacations,
other holidays and winters extended
No one can study in immense cold,
What is the gain from study pretended ???
Mere a 29 remain,
seven gone in watching TV everyday
22 now, it gives us fun and study is better
if heart is filled with gay.
You know, 15 min everyday are needed to get fresh after sleep,
Cutting out days four,
Freshening up is a vital part,
it doesn't require saying any more.
That leaving 18,
Ten gone in marriages and guests,
Guests are a duty, marriages are fun,
sometimes children also need to get into fests.
What the 8 in an year remain,
2 gone when heavy rain,
Leaving behind just six,
they are necessary evils you can't fix.
2007-03-20
00:03:11 ·
update #1
3 are further gone,
when you face cold or fever,
or loose motions, when nothing is left,
except dirtying the sewer.
3 left, out of which 2 are gone in family programmes,
I know you just have to do with them,
For children they are a boring time elapsed,
for parents, a precious gem.
Now what about the remaining 1 day in the year ???
Just cool down... Hey.
That's the day when you are at your highest gear,
Its the very important. Your birthday.
Now to Parents, never scold your child
Concern yourself to their hue and mime,
They never deserve that scold, even mild,
After all, to study WHERE IS THE TIME ?????????????????
2007-03-20
00:03:33 ·
update #2
See also my other poems in my Questions.
2007-03-20
00:04:51 ·
update #3
a bout the lyrics ????
2007-03-20
00:11:23 ·
update #4
the days add up. see for yourselves
121(sleeping) + 30(eating) + 30(playing) + 15(talking) + 30(summer vacation) + 40(exam etc.) + 70(sunday, other holidays) + 7(TV) + 4(freshening) + 10(marriages guests) + 2(heavy rain) + 3(fever etc.) + 2(family programmes) + 1(birthday) = 365.and who says i am a dunce at maths. go get yourselves a calculator to see first yourselves that the min and hrs are converted in days and one more thing, the calculations are right, i performed them in my brain.
2007-03-20
01:05:27 ·
update #5
hey Abhi, i am in school , tension free and you are a hell good at creating sarcasm.
2007-03-20
01:15:44 ·
update #6
just chill down krishnan, its a joke.
2007-03-21
00:35:16 ·
update #7
sorry i meant krishan.
2007-03-21
00:35:42 ·
update #8
love this one! Well thought out and nicely executed.
for those questioning your math: I added it up the math DOES work out correctly!
2007-03-20 09:00:56
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answered by dreamer 4
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Amazing as ever! Great job in capturing my interest through the exploration into the countless days needed for each activity in the year.
2007-03-20 00:59:21
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answered by Scippio of Light 5
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U fool of the first water!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just try to spare merely 10 minutes a day from your major programmes and I am sure that will be enough for your study time, if put in sincerely. Think it over.........
2007-03-21 00:26:00
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answered by krishan 2
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Math poems huh?
its a great one because this is the only one i read till the end
keep up the good work
2007-03-27 23:25:33
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answered by PrinceMao 2
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A very good attempt indeed to steal minutes, hours and days from a year when there is this question of studying. Are not you study shy?
2007-03-20 05:49:04
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answered by Anonymous
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To make a good career u will have to spend time for study.
Life is full of hardships, love, sucess just play for it and get it.
2007-03-27 00:54:36
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answered by sweetie 3
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I can understand your feelings, the pressure & burden of study that you faced, as it is clearly visible in your poem. You did not get time for study thats why............................ Your calculations are superb that you subtract time from days.
Great job. Now you will be awarded noble prize in the field of mathematics.
2007-03-20 01:11:32
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answered by Anonymous
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Now how the hell did I manage all of the above and still find time to study??? that's my question to you.
2007-03-26 21:22:23
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answered by Anonymous
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awesome 10/10
2007-03-27 08:59:42
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answered by Mustang_gurl 2
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u r a dunce at maths! u minused the hrs from the days
2007-03-26 11:30:33
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answered by kittyfreak009 1
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