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This one is for everyone who ..

a) has kids, b) had kids, c) was a kid, d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids.

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them.
Went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"


She replied, "What happened to my bogey ? . . .

2007-03-19 23:24:58 · 30 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

LOL Yummy!!! I'll watch my 3 year old now, she usually gives me her bogeys!!!

2007-03-20 00:16:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
that took me right back to bieng a kid when my 5 yr old cousin held the biggest grossest bogey up and my grandma did exactly the same thing and sucked it off and she didnt know what she did either EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR

2007-03-20 10:06:19 · answer #2 · answered by Pinki 2 · 0 0

As a father of two, I can appreciate this one...thanks for the laugh...

2007-03-20 06:28:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Kids are cute

2007-03-20 06:34:16 · answer #4 · answered by Sheldon 6 · 0 0

Absolutely hilarious, laughed out loud at it. Is it true?

2007-03-20 07:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Made me laugh, glad I arent eating though thats gross!

2007-03-20 06:34:43 · answer #6 · answered by bez 4 · 0 0

What's the difference between snot and asparagus?






Kid's don't eat asparagus

2007-03-20 10:08:28 · answer #7 · answered by flying_dawg 3 · 0 0

haha thats funni but ewww as well who would wanna keep a bogger?

2007-03-20 06:37:16 · answer #8 · answered by Lauziiii 1 · 0 0

u said u wont tell any1 honey

2007-03-20 06:31:13 · answer #9 · answered by alanna 3 · 0 0

That was funny did it taste nice. yuk

2007-03-20 07:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0 0

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