2007-03-19 23:08:04 · 16 answers · asked by Timmy Z 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
-The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
-The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
-The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.
Finally, some maintain that woodchucks would not chuck wood at all even IF woodchucks could chuck wood, citing noted wildlife expert Dr. Seuss who claimed he once heard a wood chuck say:
I am Chuck, a woodchuck I am.
I would not chuck wood though I can.
I would not chuck wood in a box.
I would not chuck wood with a fox.
I would not chuck wood in a house.
I would not chuck wood with a mouse.
I would not chuck wood here or there.
I would not chuck wood anywhere.
2007-03-19 23:46:21 · answer #1 · answered by greymatter 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
as much as a wood chuck can honestly chuck! LOL!
2007-03-20 06:48:54 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
enough wood to chuck the wood chuck chuck
2007-03-20 06:13:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a wood chuck could chuck would then a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a would chuck could chuck!!!
2007-03-20 07:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by albwa2smart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the chuck doesnt chuck wood honesly. seems like chuck norris, who chucks wood just with his eyes.
2007-03-20 07:25:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That depends. Are you talking about a regular woodchuck, or one with an eating disorder? Because a bulimic woodchuck would definitely chuck up more than a standard woodchuck would.
2007-03-20 06:58:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
approximately 2/3 of a pound of wood.
2007-03-20 10:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysandforever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if he could chuck wood i think that it must be alot.. but if you find out tell me
2007-03-20 06:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
153
2007-03-20 06:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by ahhhhhhhhh!u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I quite honestly didn't thing they were big enough to chuck anything....LOL
2007-03-20 06:25:32 · answer #10 · answered by Tall Chicky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋