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In a heartbeat.

2007-03-19 23:05:29 · answer #1 · answered by irmaynerds 4 · 0 1

Why do you ask? Has someone asked you to jump from a bridge? Check the bridge for safety or better yet, run, perhaps to the nearest place you can read the Bible for yourself to learn what it is that Jesus taught to begin with so you can refrain from these crazy inquiries.

2007-03-20 06:11:14 · answer #2 · answered by TheNewCreationist 5 · 0 0

No where in Scripture does Jesus tell anyone to jump off of a bridge. Satan tries to get Jesus to jump from a tower. However, Jesus said, "It is written, do not tempt the Lord your God." So, I suggest, that perhaps you should not gossip about the Lord your God, either.

2007-03-20 06:24:11 · answer #3 · answered by QueryJ 4 · 0 1

if Jesus came and talked to me that would mean that he is really God's son! If that were true I would convert to Christianity and start believing that the world is only 10,000 years old and of course jump off the bridge.

2007-03-20 06:06:19 · answer #4 · answered by Speak freely 5 · 0 2

Hahahaha.

Just cos that homeless dude that lives under the bridge looks like Jesus doesn't mean he is. Don't listen to him.

Also if he asks you to touch his weiner. Go run and tell an adult.

2007-03-20 06:21:56 · answer #5 · answered by its.getting.worse 2 · 1 1

The Devil had asked the simillar question to Jesus, Jesus did not jump.
I would use my common sense too.
And why do you think Jesus would ask you such a stupid question?

2007-03-20 11:21:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anuj P1952 3 · 0 0

Depends how high the bridge is (about two metres should be alright), whether there's water underneath and how much he's prepared to pay me to do it (I do all my own stunts, but I don't come cheap).

2007-03-20 06:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

Yes, churchofyahoo's gardener is very convincing. Damn, I gotta get a new gardener now!

2007-03-20 06:34:37 · answer #8 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 0 0

My answer have already been done by Jean M

2007-03-20 06:28:58 · answer #9 · answered by Jac Tms 3 · 0 1

if I was sure it was from Jesus (God ) the yes he has purpose in every dead.

2007-03-20 06:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Mim 7 · 0 0

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