Trivial Pursuit
A sad man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him what the problem is.
"My life is awful," the man says. "Every night, I play Trivial Pursuit with my wife, and every night she beats me."
"Well, why don't you just stop playing Trivial Pursuit?" the bartender asks.
"I love the game," the man says. "I'm a genius. I never lose."
The bartender is confused. "I thought you just said your wife beats you."
"Well," the man says, "she's a sore loser."
2007-03-19 22:54:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nooo...........he's a Sore Winner! LOL........
and he needs to play with someone else! LOL.
2007-03-20 00:10:17 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha. 10/10
2016-03-29 07:43:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the guy wins trivial pursuit all the time--his wife physically beats him--hence sore loser! (Even though I don't support domestic violence with anyone) This was pretty funny.....;)
2007-03-19 23:56:38 · answer #3 · answered by Gerry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. I don't like trivial pursuit, though. Except the kids version, of course.
2007-03-19 23:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats awesome 8/10
2007-03-20 03:06:14 · answer #5 · answered by annamaria9521 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, clean humor. I will share with the people at work. I just hope they don't beat me....lol.
2007-03-19 23:18:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee, thats cute.
hey boxer guy yeah too bad you are too smart to have a sense of humor, if having a high iq would make me as rude and humorless as you, im glad i probably don't have one.
2007-03-19 22:57:29 · answer #7 · answered by beatch38 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is awesome! 10/10
2007-03-20 00:25:17 · answer #8 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty sad...getting beaten up coz she lost ... thn again thats a good idea lol. nice one
2007-03-19 23:06:51 · answer #9 · answered by ahhhhhhhhh!u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
serves him right
2007-03-19 22:56:59 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋