2007-03-19 22:44:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
"There are only two things that are infinite. One is the Universe and the other is human stupidity. And I'm not so sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
2007-03-19 23:35:23 · answer #1 · answered by gamma_wave 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there are quite a few that i like:
For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not, none will suffice. --Dunninger
When I die I would rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. --Cato the Elder
We should not expect from others what we can not do ourselves.--anonymous
In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
~ Bill Baughan ~
The old Quaker was right: "I expect to pass through life but once. If there is any kindness, or any good thing I can do to my fellow beings, let me do it now. I shall pass this way but once. "
~ W. C. Gannett ~
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without.
"People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within." - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross"I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light." - Woody Allen
"I'm not confused, I'm well mixed." -Robert Frost
If a man tells a woman she's beautiful she'll overlook most of his other lies.
Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
It is better to regret the things I've done than to regret the things I haven't done.--Frank Zappa
I hope you enjoyed them as much as I have
2007-03-20 08:03:08 · answer #2 · answered by danili 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"
If you are in your 40s and you to marry a guy:
"If you marry a good one, you'll be glad you waited. If you marry a bad one, you'll be glad you waited!"
"Egg falls on the stone, too bad for the egg. Stone falls on the egg, too bad for the egg"
2007-03-20 11:43:51 · answer #3 · answered by thisbrit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like "a handshake is worth its weight in paper" which my ex uttered to a potential employer who failed to send him a contract after they shook hands on a deal.
How about "a job is so awful that they have to pay you to do it".
2007-03-20 05:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by Roberta S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
" Never moon a werewolf. " Mike Binder
2007-03-20 16:29:43 · answer #5 · answered by Lorenzo Steed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can hold the butterfly so tight you've already lost it
2007-03-20 18:03:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
true- "you never know what you have until it's gone"
2007-03-20 06:35:42 · answer #7 · answered by brandylyn_kay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Gaze at the stars while dreaming."
2007-03-20 10:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Ghost 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋