There was this man that was an accountant for the mob. He happened to be deaf and mute. While working for the mob he collected over 500,000 dollars by stealing from the books.
The mob boss finds out about this and sends two hitmen to his house. Since the accountant was deaf and mute his brother translated what his brother said.
Hitman: where is the money?
Accountant signs he does not know
Brother: he said he does not know
Hitman: tell us where the money is or we will kill your wife and kids, burn down your house, and castrate you!
Accountant signs fast and furiously that the money is in a safe that is hidden in the floorboard of his closet and gives the combination.
Hitman: what did he say?
Brother: you don't have the balls!
2007-03-19 22:24:37 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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i gave u a star
2007-03-19 22:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont imagine i'm getting it. did he say that so the FBI can dig up the floor for him?? ughhh this type of days im going to appreciate a funny tale with out questioning too hard about it!
2016-11-27 00:17:18 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
gd morning to ya
2007-03-19 22:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-03-19 22:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, loved it, really made me chuckle, 10/10
2007-03-19 22:31:02 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I'll give you a star for that one and a cigar!
2007-03-19 22:44:54 · answer #6 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original. Made us chuckle.
2007-03-19 22:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is awesome! 10/10
2007-03-20 00:38:53 · answer #8 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody will deal with Karma here.........LOL.
Good Joke!
2007-03-20 00:20:00 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny. lol nice
2007-03-19 22:36:30 · answer #10 · answered by ahhhhhhhhh!u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋