A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager.
In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" With pain in his voice Sam replied "The balcony."
2007-03-19 22:10:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. You know that actually happened to a friend of mine? She went to a Blink 182 concert (her first mistake, if you ask me!), got very inebriated and tried to jump a barrier, not realising that it was actually a balcony barrier with a drop of about ten feet. By the time she realised, it was too late to stop. The security guards above radioed the security guards below and they chased her and kept saying "Get up!! Get up!!" but she'd actually broken her leg in about four places and couldn't. They only believed her when she passed out from the pain. DON"T DRINK AND MOSH, KIDS!
2007-03-19 23:51:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quality
2016-03-29 07:42:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch.
Poor Sam.
thanks for laugh(again)
2007-03-20 03:20:37 · answer #3 · answered by delta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-19 22:41:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao now that brought a smile on my face thanx for that.
it was heaps funny lol
2007-03-19 22:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by ahhhhhhhhh!u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic , loved it. ( Camile, he`s fallen from the balcony ). keep em coming.
2007-03-19 22:20:42 · answer #6 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Poor Dear!
2007-03-20 00:23:24 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that gets funnier every time i hear it 10/10
2007-03-20 02:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is awesome! 10/10
2007-03-20 00:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i had no idea ur real name was sam - nice name ,man
2007-03-19 22:48:08 · answer #10 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋