Like the way you think
Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"
Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".
Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."
Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?"
Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"
Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."
Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."
2007-03-19 21:25:14 · 19 answers · asked by dianemelloniemarlenejerryginder 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA DIRRRTY...but very funny! 7/10. Perverted child. lol Gotta love Little Johnny jokes.
2007-03-19 21:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by Answer Girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. Love Little Johnny jokes.
2007-03-20 04:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's a similar one...
Teacher - Ok class. I have something in my pocket. It's round and hard, and red....
Timmy - Is it a yo yo?
Teacher - No, but I like the way you think, it's an apple.
Timmy - I have one...
Teacher - ok
Timmy - I'm holding something in my pocket, it's round hard, and has a head on it.
Teacher - That's disgusting, you go to the office right now.
Timmy - Actually it's a quarter, but I like the way you think.
2007-03-20 04:31:46 · answer #3 · answered by Wocka wocka 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-03-21 20:35:53 · answer #4 · answered by lance4uok 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little crazy johnny
2007-03-20 07:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by harshmir 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats awesome
2007-03-20 06:02:55 · answer #6 · answered by x_unknownprincess_x 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
roflmao... i am in stitches...
hahahahahahahaha
good jhonny joke... thanx for the laugh
2007-03-20 04:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-20 04:31:08 · answer #8 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-20 04:27:37 · answer #9 · answered by Paul 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have seen dis b4
2007-03-20 04:42:48 · answer #10 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋