A fisherman is sorting through his catch on the edge of a lake when a man sprints up to him, obviously in some distress. "Help me please," he gasps. "My wife is drowning and I can't swim." He points out to a distant figure, splashing around pathetically, 100mts from the shore. "Please save her, I'll give you a hundred quid if you do."
Nodding, the fisherman dives into the water. In a few powerful strokes, he reached the woman, puts his arm around her and swims back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man he looks up at him.
"Okay," he says, regaining his breath, "where's my hundred quid?"
The man frowns back at him. "Look", he says. "When I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."
The fisherman reached into his pocket. "Just my luck," he says, "How much do I owe you?"
2007-03-19 20:24:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hee hee hee ho ho ho should have thrown her back 9/10
2007-03-19 21:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did the wife die? Or was she never in the water? You mean the wife actually died??
How sad!!
2007-03-20 03:30:00 · answer #2 · answered by BadGirlGimpy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hard work getting people to laugh lol
2007-03-20 11:15:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We love our mother-inlaws really, loved it.
2007-03-20 05:07:01 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-03-20 05:12:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you owe me £2 for me answering your question!
2007-03-20 03:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by SL65 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
no needs better punch line...Like that is not her...that is my mother in law.
end joke there.
2007-03-20 03:30:12 · answer #7 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Um, not so funny actually. Sorry.
2007-03-20 03:39:08 · answer #8 · answered by charlottesamanthamirandacarrie 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not great - sorry, not even a titter
2007-03-20 03:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by chillipope 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nope its corny like super corny ewww!
2007-03-20 03:29:42 · answer #10 · answered by wee>.< 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋